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67. Skyfall This is on par with Goldeneye for me in that the first half is kind of slow but then it becomes the best Bond movie ever once the main villain shows up. The one really bad scene with Q kind of drags things down but otherwise this is a legitimate cinematic achievement.
66. Casino Royale It's alright. I don't really mind all the Surf Draculaing of Bond's iconography and the first half's action scenes are alright, but it should've ended after the poker game. The last thirty minutes are pretty weak. Not a bad film but disappointing.
65. Obsession Fuck. This film scared the fucking shit out of me. It might be peak, I dunno.
64. Passenger Really middle of the road, no pun intended. Only a couple of its scares “got” me and the rest of it was mostly boring and stupid. The ending is great, though!
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63. The World Is Not Enough Fuck. We narrowly dodged it up until now but we finally experienced a Bad Bond Film. And not fun bad like Moonraker, but boring, predictable, with incredibly lame stunts and stilted acting. When one of these films gets bad it gets **really** bad.
62. GoldenEye Yeah this is the best one. It starts a bit slow but the cinematography, action scenes and villains are all the best they've been in the films we've seen. My friends kept comparing me to the hacker soyjak character and it made me very upset.
61. License To Kill First Bond movie not explicitly based on any of the books! I think it's pretty good, I like the more down-to-earth drug dealer villain and the revenge plot. It also might have my favorite climax of any of the films we've watched so far.
60. RIKI-OH: STORY OF RICKY The "you are all free now" movie. The gore in this rules and the terrible English dub enhances it so much.
59. Doctor Who - Series 7 I think this overall has some of the best episodes in Eleven but also a few kind of forgettable ones, but it nails both Amy and Rory's final episodes and Clara Oswald, who is my new favorite companion. I now have a crush on Jenna Coleman. Fuck. The last episode is insane.
58. The Living Daylights Opposite of Moonraker in that the first half is pretty boring but it picks up in the second half. Pretty decent all around but it DOES have my favorite Bond villain so far in Whittaker.
57. Moonraker This is complete and total dumb bullshit but it's worth watching for the really great practical stunts in the first half. Hilariously rips off Star Wars in the latter half, but other than that it falls off.
56. HITMAN III And that's the WoA trilogy done! After all is said and done I think this does have the most solidly designed missions of the entire trilogy, Berlin especially. Onto First Light when it drops!
55. The Man With The Golden Gun This shit is so dumb and I love it so much. THIS is the stupid James Bond shit I've heard about so much, and it's great. Also Christopher Lee as Scaramanga is amazing.
54. HITMAN 2 Besides Ambrose Island which is total dogshit, this continues the streak of really excellent, well-designed stealth missions with absurd levels of replayability. The last few missions (including the two DLC ones) are among some of the best in the series.
53. Betrayal At The House On The Hill And also played this! This is effectively a Scooby-Doo simulator with elements of social deduction games and CLUE. Lot of fun.
52. Settlers of Catan I have finally played (and lost by a hair) a game of Catan! It's interesting how simple the game is even though it looks stupidly complicated, and there's a lot of friendship-ruination potential.
51. On Her Majesty's Secret Service This is the best one we've watched so far and I'm surprised cause I was expecting dogshit lmao. The ending is fucking soulcrushing.
50. Goldfinger This one is really well-liked and parodied a lot but I thought it was just alright. Oddjob and Goldfinger are pretty great, though.
48. Dr. No It's interesting to see how much AND how little of what makes up the general cultural image of James Bond is in this film. Not a ton of crazy stunts, but a lot of intriguing almost detective film-esque scenes. The middle part drags quite a bit, though.
46. Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream This game is a miracle of the "cozy life sim/wacky stupid bullshit" genre that I don't think will be matched for a long time. No online sharing is a fair tradeoff for being able to effectively do ANYTHING.
45. Invincible - Season 4 Really good! They should give the animators more time and hire more VFX artists, but still, really good!
44. Doctor Who - Series 6 I do really like the more serialized format of this season and I think the twists and character writing go super hard. I even liked the episode with James Corden in it! Also they do Fear Her again but good this time.