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Maybe It Will Happen Today

@today-maybe

If there's something you hope will happen, well, maybe it will happen today. 🚫No AI Ever🚫 Selected prints available here:

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Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· 11d

A digitally stimulated black and white relief print on a toned paper background. In a generally circular shape is the figure of a man in overalls tattered at the legs wearing a wide-brimmed straw hat swinging a scythe toward a stand of tall grass to the right while behind him the landscape is plowed furrows of hilly farmland under swirling sky. His head breaks above the circular composition and is mostly in silhouette against a blazing sun with wavy rays that fill the top of the frame. The circle shape on the bottom is defined by the scythe blade and on the left behind the blade as if following the swing is lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· 13d

Digital illustration of the original jaggedy pixel Space Invaders from the original video game game. They have been 3D-ified and covered in bright gradient colors and weird textures and they are glowing. They are hovering over a starfield around a block of similarly 3D-ified and colored and glowing pixel lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· 15d

An illustration done in digital watercolor of a manatee placidly floating in green sea wearing a little horned Viking helmet of the sort they are knows not to have worn (applies to Vikings and manatees). On one flipper they are wearing a round shield and in the other flipper they are somehow without the benefit of digits holding a Viking axe. Archaic rune-ish lettering in the lower right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· 19d

A digitally drawn cartoon caterpillar story of scrunched up on itself in S shapes. Is US made up of segments colored in alternating shades of green with some orange ones stuck in too. The caterpillar’s head is orange, its eyes are magenta with big yellow swirls and its small antenna are also magenta. A bit of leaf is disappearing into its jaggedy mouth. All down its body, one per segment, are letters spelling out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· 21d

A block of 70s style inline lettering of the kind that could have been the signage for a disco or on a JC Penney’s shopping bag you remember from when you were a child. Parallel lines and concentric circles. It’s in various swaths of muted colors across the spectrum of hues and values. The whole block has a white 3D drop shadow going up and left at 45 degrees. It has flecks of the same colors in the lettering but is predominantly white. All of it however is quite grunged and decayed looking like it’s been eroding off a wall for 50 years. The background is a mass of more multicolor paint splatters but much darker than the lettering. The lettering, in case you had wondered by now, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· 25d

Digital illustration on a toned paper background, drawn in thick grainy pencil in black with white highlights. A punk rock skeleton wearing a torn black t-shirt, jeans with blown out knees, studded leather cuffs, belts, and collar, and tall combat boots with no laces striding across the page to the right. He’s carrying an electric guitar by the neck in his right hand and holds a beer bottle in his left. His skull, lacking a mandible and with a large safety pin hung around the zygomatic process, has a mohawk of metal spikes driven into the cranium. Splashy white ink lettering on the front of his shirt, with all the letter a’s replaced with anarchy symbols, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· 27d

A digital illustration of a vintage style shiny chrome two slot toaster. There is a fork wedged into one of the slots and an orange glow seen within. On the surface the toaster is on is a radiating black smear as if a small explosion has occurred underneath. Black smoke is pouring out of the slots forming letters reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· 29d

A digital illustration of The Hilton Sisters, Daisy and Violet. They were conjoined twins joined at the hip and were well known entertainers in the 1920s and 30s and can be seen in Tod Browning's film Freaks. Here there are show seated, each girls legs crossed and pointed out in opposite directions. They have similar hairstyles, with their shoulder length hair done in waves and ringlets. They are wearing knee-length maroonish-purple satin dresses and playing ukuleles as the smile to the viewer. What they are seated upon is a stack of mostly yellow lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jul 9

A digital illustration in a pencil and watercolor mode. Showing Patrick McGoohan as Number Six in the classic outfit of a black blazer with white piping over a navy turtleneck and khaki pants. He is plodding quite angrily up a cobblestone path being herded along by Rover which is a big, white, wobbly balloon that provides security and enforces the rules in The Village which is where #6 is trapped. Some buildings and landscaping of The Village can be seen in the background. In the immediate foreground on the right is a signpost — a black and white striped pole topped with a little striped awning thing in an L shape with a vertical arrangement of four individual placards hanging down from it. The placards, in the distinctive typeface used in all Village design, read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jul 7

A digital illustration vaguely based on my favorite episode of The Simpsons, ‘Cape Feare’ (s5e2). We see the tall, awkward figure of Sideshow Bob with his big palm fronds of hair and an angry and sinister look on his face as he looms over Bart from behind. Bob has opened the front of his ragged shirt to reveal his chest tattoo which is just red lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jul 4

A digitially drawn and rather disrespectful parody of the risible, kitschy but still weirdly famous painting by Archibald Willard called 'Spirit of '76'. In this version, as in the original, three figures are marching across uneven ground with smoke and haze rising in the background as if in the aftermath of a military action. Our three subjects, who are all skeletons btw, are marching in line. On the right wearing a blue 18th century military jacket with goldish trim, the shredded remains of kneepants, and with a bloodied bandage around his bare cranium is a skeleton playing a humerus like it's a fife. To his right is another skeleton this one wearing a kind of vest and a tattered white shirt (no pants!) and whispy remnants of white hair cling to his skull. He has three human skulls hung by a strap around his neck and sitting waist level that he's playing with more arm bones for drum sticks. And to his right is the skeleton of a youn boy in another blue military uniform with a tricorner hat. He has an actual drum but again he is playing it with bones and also the left side of his face, head and shoulder are quite on fire as looks a bit pleadingly to the older skeleton next to him. Rising behind the marchers through the smoke an tumult is the kind of American flag with a ring of 13 stars in the blue field, and two of the red stripes have been modified into rough lettering that reads 'Maybe it will happen today'. A corner of that flag might be a little on fire too.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jul 1

A digital illustration of The Man From Another Place as seen in Twin Peaks dancing in the Red Room. He’s a little man with a receding hairline dressed in a disco-style suit that is all shades of red. He is doing some kind of awkward dance on a floor with a bold, disorienting, dark red on ivory white zigzag pattern. And he’s in front of a long wall of red drapery which a spotlight is casting his shadow onto. Projected onto the red drapery behind him in white sans-serif type is the phrase ‘Maybe it will happen today’ but each individual word has been mirrored and is backward.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jun 26

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Two panels from Rex Morgan, MD.

Panel 1: A woman with a blue-black pixie cut hairstyle is really clamping down on a coffee cup and saying "That's being 'creative'! But why do you do it?"
Panel 2: A little girl with similar blue-black hair responds "That's easy... I want to make money!"

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jun 26

Digital illustration of a small, disorganized phalanx of raccoons, different ages, sizes poses, but all gathered together in a throng of unknowable intent that extends into shrouding darkness in the distance. Every raccoon’s eyes are glowing and many are seen only as a pair of glowing eyes in the black. In the center of the frame is a large block of plain, white sans serif lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jun 19

A digitally drawn montage of scene's from Hayao Miyazaki's animated movie Porco Rosso. In the foreground wwe see Porco flying his Savoia S.21 seaplane. It's a bright red monoplane with a fuselage shaped like a porpoise and the wing mounted above and in front of the cockpit, and the single large, bulbous, shiny red prop engine mounted on top of that. Outrigger floats hang down from the underside of each wing and the vertical stabilizer is painted in the colors of the Italian flag. Porco is looking down toward the Adriatic sea below. From a string of clouds behind the plane rises a closeup portrait of Porco in the plane's cockpit. He's a human with a cartoon pig's head, he's got a little black curled mustache, and he's wearing round sunglasses, leather headgear with goggles pushed up on top of his head, a white silk scarf and a tan jumpsuit. He is smiling past the one side of his mustache and giving a thumbs up to the viewer. Under the plane in the bottom right of the rough-edged frame in yellow handwriting is written 'Maybe it will happen today'.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jun 17

A digital illustration of a possum playing a fretless banjo while sitting inside the open top of a large, greenish human cranium with his little pink feets poking out through the eye holes and his tail curling up from under the front teeth. Also the skull has little blue feathered wings on either side by which means all this appears to be hovering in the air. A long orange ribbon proceeds from near the possum’s mouth to curve behind his head and back around his body to loop around his tail a couple times. Written on the ribbon are the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jun 15

A digital illustration of Peter Finch portraying maniacal newscaster Howard Beale in Network (1976). He’s a disheveled older white man in a rumpled raincoat, his face is distended in an open-mouthed howl with both his hands held out in claw-like configurations in the air in front in him. There are clocks on the wall behind him and some of the numbers have been replaced with letters spelling out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jun 11

A dumpy looking guy slouched in a cruddy green armchair. He's got an open can of beer in one hand and the index finger of the other hand is dangling two more beers by the plastic ring holder. Oh and I shoudl mention that the guy is an anthropomorphic pink unicorn. (Humicorn?) Human body, unicorn head, but all pink, with a silvery gray mane, and a yellowish twisted and curved horn. He's got a very grim look on his face, as if observing something he'd much rather not be, with a cigarette clamped in his gritted teeth. He's wearing a yellowed and worn tank top, striped gray boxer shorts and gray plastic slides. There's an open bag of chips of some sort next to the chair. And sitting next to his head on the back of the chair is a gray cat with a similar dark expression as well as a similar unicorn horn. Behind, against a mottled skyish background, a rainbow arcs between two little fluffy clouds and arcing along with the rainbow is white, rough, lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jun 8

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That guy from The Fifth Element who tries to hold up Korben Dallas saying, ‘Give me the cash!’ He’s wearing some kind of big screen on his head and is holding a gun, wild eyed and desperate.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jun 8

A digital illustration of a crow, aiming toward the southeast, seen from a high angle, with its head turned to the southwest. In its beak it is holding a steak knife of some kind. You know like in that meme but a little different. The crow is casting a pink shadow onto an irregular orange shape it is standing on. And arrayed around said shape is some rough lettering in multiple colors reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Jun 1

A digital illustration of a feathered serpent. It is coiling back on itself several times across the frame until you get to the head on the right which looks something like a really mean bird of prey with a jagged beak and sticking out a long three-pronged tongue. It has a large mane of feathers that blends into the feathers that are covering the rest of its body and everything is colored in basically a rainbow gradient. There is one raptor-y claw and talons on the body just below the head and attached to the top curve of the coil behind the head is one wing. Again all colorful like. A pink and purple banner is sort of threaded through the coils toad the back and on it is lettering that reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· May 28

A digital illustration of the recently discovered little blue octopus in the deep ocean near the Galápagos Islands. It has a nice round mantle and round eye, uh, capsules(?). Its one visible eye is black and looks kind of cross. It’s is colored all over in shades of blue and bluish purple ranging toward almost black at the ends of its arms. All its arms are some amount of visible and each is holding a crudely shaped sign on a little stick. Each sign has some rough scrawled letters on it spelling out ‘MAY-BE IT WILL HAP-PEN TO-DAY’

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· May 25

liquid-filled. Bulbous and kind of floppy. Don’t be gross. Its interior is shaded blue. Its outline is several nested outlines in a color spectrum from pink to purple to a couple orange shades to a couple green shades. The outermost outline color is also shooting rays of the same color off itself to the edges of the frame. It has two bulb-like heads on longish necks that are sort of wrapped around each other. One is sporting antler-like extensions, and the other has four curved horn-like prongs but all made of the same inflated material. Also It has two little wings, one on each shoulder, flippery arms with four digits each, duck-like flappy feet, and a long curling tail with three rings around the end of it. Inside whatever is filling this thing up are human bones. Skulls and loose vertebrae floating in the heads and necks, a rib cage and pelvis, vestigial disconnected arm and digit bones in the hands and feet. Between the two flippery hands is a wrapped present, in red and white striped paper with an orange bow. Next to each head is a word bubble, like really an actual bubble with a tail, inflated and dimensional, and inside are floating letters that between the two of them read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· May 20

A digital illustration taken from the final scenes of The Truman Show (1998). A huge wall painted to look like cloudy skies over the sea. and extending out from it is a set of stairs, also painted to look like the sky. The bottom of the wall and stairs are met with calmly rippling green seawater. At the top of the stairs is a dark, open doorway into the wall and a reversed out silhouette of a figure standing in said doorway. To the left of the stairs is a blue gray rectangle containing knocked out lettering with several of the letters inverted or reversed that reads 'Maybe it will happen today'

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· May 15

A digital illustration of FBI Agent Dale Cooper as seen in the original series run of Twin Peaks. Drawn with heavy black outlines and colored with flat washy planes of color something like a coloring book. He’s shown from the waist up looking to the left of frame wearing a brown overcoat over a blue shirt and tie. His hair is black, shiny, and immaculate as ever. In his near hand he’s holding a white coffee cup and with his other he’s giving a thumbs up to someone out of frame. In the space to his left, lettering that approximates the bright green outlined sans serif used in the Twin Peaks opening titles reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· May 12

Soaring through a clear blue sky are three winged pigs wearing silk aviators scarves and goggles. White cloud-like cursive lettering at the bottom reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· May 6

A digital illustration roughly drawn in dark heavy pencil lines and colored haphazardly with textured pencil. Depicts a white English bulldog with brown markings wearing a bulky knit sweater in magenta and lime green stripes. The dog is in a full sprint (as much as a bulldog can) with a string of sausages trailing from its mouth. Words written on the sausages spell out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· May 4

A digital illustration of… the head of an alien bunny I guess? It’s mostly pink shades, with six big, blank, shiny dark blue eyes in two vertical rows. He’s not big fluffy cheeks sprouting whiskers and four pairs of bunny ears ringing his head that are pink and white striped and gradated green on the inside. His mouth is wide open to show his yellow bunny incisors and three tongues for whatever reason. Below him is some balloony lettering colored in greens and blues and purples that reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· May 1

A digital illustration of Statler and Waldorf, the sarcastic old man muppets, seen sitting in their opera box at the Muppet Theatre and heckling whatever is happening onstage. Probably Fozzie’s act. Starler is in the right with the big chin. Waldorf is in the left with the mustache and heavy lidded eyes. But the are almost always shown in the reverse order of their names. There are red curtains behind them and along with some bits of filigree in the front of their box are some brass (?) letters spelling out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

Maybe It Will Happen Today@today-maybe· Apr 29

A digital illustration of the giant anime robot Voltron. The one made up of five individual robot lions, not the one made out of cars and planes and stuff. His right arm is a red lion, his left arm is green. His legs are blue and yellow lions respectively. His torso and head are a black and silver lion the mouth of which is opened to reveal his humanoid robot face. He has a big red chest piece featuring a coat of arms-like crest and some red robot wings sprouting off his back. He’s seen from a dramatic forced perspective looking up from the feet against a spacey background with stars and nebular gas. He’s in the middle of one of his main moves which is where he slams his lion face fists together and draws them apart creating a glowing arc of energy that is going to form his giant multi-pronged sword that he uses to cleave whatever he’s fighting in twain. But it’s still just an energy arc between his fists and lettering following the shape of it reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

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