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Todd Gregory

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Senior staff editor at The New York Times. From the prairie part of the Prairie State. COYS (Views are my own, etc.)

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Todd Gregory@toddgregory· 25d

I'm not sure how I missed this important bit of news last year: "Ice Cube partners with Goodyear, and it's 'a good day'" ktla.com/entertainmen...

Ice Cube standing in front of the Goodyear Blimp in a grassy field. Blue lights laid over the middle of the blimp read, you guessed it, "ICE CUBE'S A PIMP."

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jul 13

Thanks for clearing that up

A screenshot of the results of a Google search: "the iron bank is the fed." The AI Overview, next to an image of the Iron Bank, says, "No, the 'Iron Bank' is a fictional institution from the Game of Thrones universe, while the 'Fed' (the Federal Reserve System) is the very real central banking system of the United States."

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jul 10

(saluting, crying, loudly humming America the Beautiful)

A display in the entryway of a Wegmans made of a wall of seltzer can 12-packs. The background is blue, and in red is AMERICA 250 with big yellow stars on either side of the text. There is a large assortment of colorful seltzer 12-packs stacked in front of the wall. In the foreground is a wooden stand holding watermelons with a sign on the front bearing their price in big red letters: $7.99. On either end of the stand is a barrel containing flowers, the most prominent of which look to be sunflowers.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jul 8

The Islamic Republic of Japan

The Japanese flag, but the red dot in the center is green

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jun 28

I'm too dumb rn to figure it out

Table of third place teams

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jun 25

Well done.

An orange bike with white lettering that says Joco on it, parked on a sidewalk beside a wrought iron fence. A blue advertising board over the rear wheel says in white text, "Like Brunson, This Bike Delivers. Resting in the basket above it is a bouquet of red roses.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jun 17

It was pretty good, gotta say.

Argentina and Algeria on the field at Arrowhead Stadium tonight. The score at the time was 1-0.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jun 14

Another dispatch from St. Mark's Place.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jun 14

This is the corner of Tompkins Square Park rn. Yup, that's what you think it is

A guy punching an arcade punching bag machine as hard as he can

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jun 13

A can of Five Boroughs Brewing Co. Pilsener in my hand. The can has wavy orange and white stripes on the top half, and the bottom is white. In the background is a bar showing the World Cup match.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jun 11

St. Mark's Place.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jun 3

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=Uwn...

A screenshot of my 82-0 lineup: Russell Westbrook PG, Michael Jordan SG, LeBron James SF, Kevin Garnett PF and David Robinson C

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jun 2

Bad news about ur man

In a white gallery space, a bunch of crushed concrete in the shape of a human figure lies on top of burlap sacks. There is a pair of brown cowboy boots where the feet would be.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· May 23

A screenshot from Google Maps of a residential complex with a pin bearing the name The Lodge on Willow. Just below the name is review text that says "Fun to live there, but also super disgusting..."

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· May 17

I crave the feeling of mashing a tennis ball with one of these babies

A fat red wiffle ball bat

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· May 15

Lightsaber tape dispenser

The object mentioned sitting on a shelf in a store. It's black and silver, lying on its side on a gray base. There's a roll of tape inside, and a sticker on the side says "Pull tape to activate lightsaber!"

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· May 4

A screenshot of a "People also ask" from a Google search. The two questions shown are "Is Baby Yoda evil"? and "Why can't Grogu talk?"

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Apr 16

Pardon me? www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

A screenshot of the lede from the linked article. It reads: "A former Alabama football player faces charges of wire fraud and identity theft after he allegedly used wigs and fake driver's licenses to impersonate NFL players for the purpose of securing nearly $20 million in loans, according to federal court records."

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Apr 12

This is what I've seen

A screenshot of an Instagram post from an account called physioscout. It has a pic highlighting Romero's knee bent inward, and the text says that his knee "fell into a valgus position, which raises concern for an MCL injury."

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Apr 11

Daffy Duck with his bill blown off. He is holding it up in front of him and giving side-eye. There are some clouds of smoke toward the top of the frame. The background is mostly dull green with some patches of red and white. Maybe it's torn wallpaper? Anyway Looney Tunes is some of the greatest American art ever produced.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Apr 10

Well this is uncomfortable (🎁) wapo.st/4vho2JA

A screenshot of the top of a WaPo article with a headline that reads, "This detox may erase 10 years of social media brain damage, researchers say." The summary below reads, "Studies show that taking even short breaks could reverse measures of cognitive decline." Below is an illustration of a smartphone whose screen is depicted as a synthwave-colored swimming pool against a black background. An arm in the pool is grasping at a ladder that is just out of reach.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Apr 2

This tweet is so popular that if you look it up on Google, it's plastered all over dropshipper slop. Now that's culture.

A screenshot of a Sept. 29, 2018 tweet from Twitter user @_lildubois: "well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions"

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Apr 2

I love this one so much

Stephen A Smith
@stephenasmith
Btw....Ass, Damn and hell are allowed on my page. That's mild, generic profanity. Nothing else.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jan 20

McBain from The Simpsons screaming "Mendoza!"

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Jan 6

Wikipedia has so much good stuff en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercato...

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Oct 29

It's still Silence Kit to me, dammit!!

White guy with glasses speaking into a microphone, sitting on bleachers in a gymnasium, in the meme about pro wrestling being real, to him. I love this meme.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Oct 13

Blueberry bagel face

The side of a blueberry bagel in a stack of several. The eyes are little blueberries, and the mouth is a fold in the bread. The lips look like a little kid pouting.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Oct 13

When I'm in a car crash and the officer asks me what happened

The back of a Detroit Lions player's jersey. His last name is TeSlaa.

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Sep 25

The future owner of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

Information on the Instagram post that the other pic is from. The user is brooklynearick, the location is Coachella, and the caption from 388 weeks ago says, simply, "Hella vibes"

Todd Gregory@toddgregory· Sep 24

João Palinha kinda looks like Daniel Brühl?

João Palinha

Daniel Brühl