Toilet Ov Hell
@toiletovhell
The smartest heavy metal blog and podcast with the dumbest name.
That America 250 Trump concert just keeps getting worse and worse.
Slap the Cannibal Corpse logo over a picture of Trump and RFK Jr's swollen, discolored hands and you've got yourself a new album cover.
Let's not bury the lede, Louder Than Life Festival. Jeff Hardy of The Hardy Boyz is going to be headlining a stage. Will he hit a Swanton Bomb onto Phil Anselmo? A Whisper In The Wind on Maynard? A Twist Of Fate on the dork from President?
It's a new year and we're looking for new contributors. Writers, photographers, artists. Lots of possibilities. All genres welcome. This would be unpaid, fyi. DM or Email if you're interested or want to learn more. #metalsky
This month's Patreon-subscriber podcast and mix-tape are now up. We're talking about Sam Dunn's "Metal Evolution" episode on Glam Metal. Tease up your hair, throw on your leopard-print spandex, and let's hit the Strip. www.patreon.com/toiletovhell
Make sure to check in on your local kvlt black metal friends this summer. Check for signs of dehydration and lack of grimness.
Papyrus Containing The Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Mayonnaise
We're always on the lookout for new writers and contributors. This is not a paid gig, fyi. Send us a DM or email if you're interested or want to learn more. #metalsky