Actually, I now realize why Trump loves RFK Jr. so much.

Yup.

Hell yeah! More ceremonial first kicks with old people! #Crew96

Like I said. #Crew96

#NeverForget #Crew96

Happy anniversary to the time #Crew96 unironically brought a giant cow into the parking lot of the old stadium. For reference, here's @morganhughes.bsky.social and I making the world's greatest album cover art with it.

I love texting with those "can I buy your house" people.

I'm sorry. A Mexican style hot chocolate Blizzard made with WHAT??? 🧓

You misspelled "xennial."

WAT

Are you serious, @nytimes.com? It takes balls to go after Gallego for taking trips (not okay, for the record) an hour after mentioning Trump making himself BILLIONS OF DOLLARS THROUGH THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT.

Even not on sale, shrimp are the same price per pound as mid-range ground beef these days.

Rockmill Brewery is the best.

Nice agreement, Trump. Really knocked it out of the park with your deal, dumbass.

Somebody did the thing

When they showed Rob Lowe, I wanted him to wear a generic FIFA hat.

Sure, playing D&D is fun, but have you ever spent hours painting a tabletop miniature for funsies?

Does this purveyor of NA spirits realize their label is basically goatse?

But why do that when you can just get A players

Oh Fanatics. What are you even doing. #usmnt

Do they know that Matt Miazga and FC Cincinnati killed Harambe though?

This is the most Temu-assed Temu ever.

Well, I guess #Crew96 is taking the Open Cup seriously, based on their pricing.

In case you didn't know, chipmunks are LOUD little guys when they want to be.

Once again, great job by @tifosweat.bsky.social #Crew96

Things you love to see. #Crew96 (Go subscribe to @michaelarace1.bsky.social's The Disrespected for more breaking news and also other stuff.)

Oh yes, there are tiers of spice available.

Meanwhile, after two seasons with the team, they still can't tell us Ruvalcaba's hometown.