Thomas Effing Paine
@tom-effing-paine
Dr. Bryan Register Professionally philosophical, highly historical, avidly antifascist, gleefully gaming, merrily movieviewing. ATX. Scalawag fighting the long Civil War. (Views not those of employer or expressed in the classroom.)
But that 95% of the cosmos might be worse than we can even imagine!
It's genuinely weird how much Klaus the Fish looks like Trump sometimes.
I think that it's called that because most of it's hidden. But it doesn't look like any other kind of lettuce. (Also, my current lettuce consumption is specifically all romaine from this one café where I keep getting salads.)
This was in my spam filter this morning. Of course they're trying to write 'secret' and failing, but my man looks like he *would* have an account at "Secrete Dating".
OMIGODS IT HAS THE WRONG MOUTH TO BE THAT KIND OF CHARACTER THIS IS A NIGHTMARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH MARKETING!?
And... now I know about this hideous generational wrong:
How fucking crazy is it that Klaus the Fish Getting a Haircut is the President?
Here's what you get if you click on the link for the "American Foundation for Heritage-Based Circumcision".
I'm kind of struggling with this. It's *obviously* a joke. And yet actual news sources say that it's real. I mean, is *his campaign site* (www dot constantinocongress dot com) someone else spoofing him?
I'd be more sympathetic if this episode weren't a really, really good episode: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genesis...
Stan is supposed to be in Laos, which as I'd honestly kinda hope everyone would know, is landlocked. Is this the writers not knowing things, or is it some kind of foreshadowing?
I'm torn between "what the fuck, I am fucking *not* like the fucking *Pope*" and "look, another totally silly toy just dropped". britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
@cooperlund.online, this isn't quite as clarifying for me as you suggest. So this is obviously some interracial porn, and Elon has repurposed it as weird racist threat-propaganda. Presumably Elon has a racist hangup. But where do I go from there? I think the hang-up preceded the porn.
He hasn't taken credit for anything, and here's a death threat.
If the security people had been women, they'd've been able to locate the guy where "Suspect movement" is. As it stands, they're lucky the security dudes weren't staring at the foyer in puzzlement or lost half a floor down the elevators.
@djinnandtonic.bsky.social Help me out. If I order this, do I end up with a sweatshirt as the words say, or a t-shirt as the picture says?
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