
Every day is Yorkshire Day, and don't you bloody well forget it!

I'm not saying that the company a man keeps tells you everything about them but.............
THE COMPANY A MAN KEEPS TELLS YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM

New one on me, a magpie with alopecia.

Another low point in Barney The Dinosaur's career.

Tom@tommymagicpants· Jul 12 American BlueSky having an absolute normal one again, is it?

Tom@tommymagicpants· Jul 2 Anyone else noticed how much harder it is to sit somewhere in a public place without some cunt wittering into a phone for ages?

Tom@tommymagicpants· Jun 29 Roses are red
Graham Norton is bent

Tom@tommymagicpants· Jun 26 Hydration break
Sheffield Tap

Tom@tommymagicpants· Jun 25 The acceleration on these electric buses is astounding. You'd think drivers would take that into account when passengers are trying to sit down. Not this one. He's trying to sit them down himself. Clown.

Tom@tommymagicpants· Jun 19 Said this after Gorton and Denton..............

Tom@tommymagicpants· Jun 6 "Your Sheds, your Bluetones and your Embraces"

Tom@tommymagicpants· Jun 5 That's all we need, I fancy.

Tom@tommymagicpants· May 24 The sun shines on every dog's arse at some point, doesn't it Luke? Stay where you belong, you White Shite tosser #hcafc

Tom@tommymagicpants· May 24 CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL BOSS LEVEL COMPLETED.
ONTO THE NEXT LEVEL
#hcafc

Tom@tommymagicpants· May 17 Kept it quiet last night.

Tom@tommymagicpants· May 16 Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone

Tom@tommymagicpants· May 10 This has recently appeared among many other pearls of wisdom in my local fancy beer emporium