Tom Harris
@tomontour
Public relations for the event industry, German - > English translator and British EN voice-over. Done lots of Green Party roles. Ja: Handkäs/Ăppler/Grüne Soße. Nein: Nazis. The only good fascist is a dead fascist.
If you see this reply with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK
Hi Todd, please see the image below. Optics are the dispensers for spirits (liqor) as used in pubs and bars.
Here's a little something I made four years ago today. How time flies! #nsfw
Not long ago, this was comedy. Now, 45 C isn't that far away. But, as Reform will tell you, the climate crisis is just fiction, the kind you find in gay books...
Ten years ago today, the people of the UK voted to leave the EU. Everything in the country has comprehensively gone to shit ever since. Fuck David Cameron forever.
Is it just me or is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon's face rapidly becoming like RFK Jnr's, all leathery and wrinkly? Perhaps Elon is sorting them out with the same Nazi cunt coke that warps their visages that way.
I suggested the Royal Society kick the most famous living Nazi out of its organisation, so they blocked me.
Als ich noch jung und schlank war, unterwegs mit Bodo Wartke, 2003, Düsseldorf.
Can we please stop calling it a 'hallucination'? For something to hallucinate implies thought or consciousness. AI is capable of neither. Please can we agree to call it "AI producing nonsense" or "AI creates rubbish"?
Wish I had a time machine so I could go back to 1983 and have a Wimpy Brown Derby right now. If you've got one going spare, please let me know.
Caotina is a Swiss hot chocolate that is sold as Twinings in the UK. There is no better hot chocolate on the planet. If you suffer from a lack of hot chocolate satisfaction, this will cure you. I'm not kidding.
Well, I mean, really?! What kind of person does that. Tories are bad, conveyancing solicitors are very bad, but this is completely out of order.