Matt D.
@tomorroejones
Once went viral on the old place for dunking on Ted Cruz. If you have the opportunity, I highly recommend it.
With the possiblity of a Spain-England Final, I thought, “what’s the dumbest meme image possible?” So here you go:
Resharing my favorite Google whoopsie doodle from the pre-AI era. “How tall was Robert Mitchum?”
Last one for the night. 76-6. Kareem. Bird. Durant. Clyde. When the fifth dude is Stephon Marbury…
65-17. I had center and power forward placed when I rolled the Knicks in the 80s so I had to take Ray Williams over Patrick Ewing.
I wanted to see what exactly happened to SD card prices with all of *THIS*. I checked @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social's recommendation on Bezosistan and holy god damn shit. Up almost 300%.
When I get out of bed, my most intelligent son, Fitzwilliam Darcy, climbs under the blanket and turns himself around.
“But Grandpa, why did you not recognize the fascism at your door?” “Well, it’s because all of the fictional fascists were made to look cool and marketable so how bad could it be.”
I got this ad on instagram. The toxicity list aside, these are all fluffy things and then what appears to be “Kitty’s First Chainsword”. It’s a farrier tool for hoof trimming, but c’mon.
RIP Dave Parker, quite possibly one of the coolest people who ever lived.
This is my largest son, Henry. Once, while sitting on the couch, there was a burning smell. It took a few seconds to realize this genius was standing over a candle trying to sniff a different candle. He singed some fur on his belly & one of his whiskers was actively on fire. He is not smart.
I didn’t know Overcast even did this until today. Thanks to everyone, especially @aftermath.site for actually being able to be tagged.
This is my largest son, Henry. He’s very big and quite heavy when he sits on me.