I think I like this fragment of the piece I’ve been working on almost as much as the whole thing.
If we’re rescinding cards for no reason now, the FA should take legal action over this one, you cheating bastards.
“You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.”
The thing about colonoscopies, is the prep is worse than the procedure. All the staff are just lovely & couldn’t do more for you. The sedation is pretty good too. Especially enjoying that bit. I’ve had my cup of tea and a biscuit. Just waiting to go home. All happening on a Sat too. Well done Labour
🎶 Dancin' fool I'm a dancin' fool, I'm a Dancin' fool I hear that beat; I jump outa my seat But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a Dancin' fool Dancin' fool 🎶