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Cat Cordeiro

@topmarx

Lesbian disaster She/her ❦ ATX

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Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· 24d

QTP with a female superhero you love

Full page illustration of Casey Brinke holding a dead Ronald McDonald-style clown in her arms and wailing as some wide-eyed space critter holds her leg. Text along the top formatted like a comic book cover reads "so I imagine at this point you're having some sort of existential crisis and that's to be expected" white square narration box: "but here's the thing"

Four small inset panels along the bottom.

Panel 1: Earth from space. Weird jittery text that looks like a ransom note: "something happened. Something bad."
Panel 2: a golden retriever puppy looking at the reader saying "but I'm more powerful than I've ever been"
Panel 3: planet from space, red surface with lava-like cracks. Typewriter-looking text: "I used to attract people, but now I create them -- all the smiling faces you've seen walking Dannyland. But you come from my daydreams, Casey. You're the first superhero I was able to generate."
Panel 4: the same golden retriever puppy saying "you're made up, but you're made real. and I'm so very proud of you."

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· 24d

my chart is kinda alright rn at least. I get about a week of that before it falls apart again

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· 24d

Your day at a glance
You've almost made it.

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· 26d

🫩

Your day at a glance

You are still waiting to experience the feeling of home with other people.

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· 27d

they did NOT appreciate the grackles moving in on their turf

Jul 16 Austin Texas US
9:01 AM - 5 birds

Northern Cardinal
Blue Jay
Great-tailed Grackle
Couch's Kingbird (out of season)
Northern Mockingbird

Jul 16 Austin Texas US
9:03 AM 5 birds

Your bird of the day
Western Kingbird

Carolina Wren
Great-tailed Grackle
Northern Cardinal
Blue Jay
Western Kingbird

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· 28d

Mia Goth as Pearl from Pearl sobbing over a too-large rictus smile

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· 28d

🫩

Your day at a glance

You are ready to take a break from romantic love.

That charm you keep pouring into relationships has gotten you nowhere. They take what you offer, promise change, then revert to form. Stop waiting for people to appreciate what's right in front of them. Your absence will teach what your presence couldn't.

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· 29d

this is so not a look lol

My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Capricorn Sun, Gemini Moon, Scorpio Rising, Sagittarius Venus - #4F6659 #DDBF67 #6C2F3F #B45E9C. Made with pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart #big3 #pantonechallenge #zodiacpantone

SUN
Capricorn Sun
Granite Pine
#4F6659
RGB 79, 102, 89
Closest Pantone match: 4201 C
MOON
Gemini Moon
Pale Citron
#DDBF67
RGB 221, 191, 103
Closest Pantone match: 6002 C
RISING
Scorpio Rising
Burgundy Smoke
#6C2F3F
RGB 108, 47, 63
Closest Pantone match: 7428 C
VENUS
Sagittarius Venus
Wild Berry
#B45E9C
RGB 180, 94, 156
Closest Pantone match: 2352 C
pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· 29d

this wasn't even one of the better jokes in Southland Tales and now it's just fucking real

Sarah Michelle Geller femmed up and posing on a fancy rich person couch that's on a beach for some reason. "Krysta Now" on top, the NOW framing a purple LA ocean sunset and the Krysta written over a heart forming the center of the O.

Written on the bottom in a pink word art Times New Roman font is "Teen Horniness is Not a Crime"

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 12

Photo of Teddy Roosevelt what has a speech bubble on the top of the frame a-pointin at him

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 12

(Hank Hill voice) huh.

Your day at a glance
Make love to everything

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 10

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 10

nw watching sapphic films means you're gonna be watching a lot of Christmas shit out of season

Season of Love (2019)

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 9

oh my good lord

Paige Bueckers' fit from her first Minnesota game, basically exactly as described

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 9

thats right

Your day at a glance
You deserve a great love.

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 9

Svetlana from Death of Stalin making a face caught somewhere between disbelief, pity, and disgust

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 8

okay

Your day at a glance
Your love is one for the books.

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 6

I see the depression meal gods have blessed me with their favor this day

The bottom of a chipotle bag with a massive tear on the bottom that I didn't notice until I walked all the way home

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 5

nw the fourth of juliest movie

Southland Tales (2006)

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 4

you bet we celebrate the red white and blue in this house:

Young barbudo-era Fidel Castro in uniform standing in front of a Cuban flag draped vertically in front of a closed theatrical curtain

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 4

nw

Movie poster for D.E.B.S. (2004)

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 3

River, a 14 year old tabby cat, curled up in my lap

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 2

hey chat, is this good?

huge fucking hole in the sheet rock ceiling of a bathroom ceiling revealing a ton of water damage

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jul 1

nw (uh oh this bitch watching Swarens again)

Looking for Her (2022)

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jun 30

who up seeing through my clever deflections

Your day at a glance

You are a precious, precious thing.

Someone sees through your clever deflections and wants the real you. Stop performing. Let them look. The person hiding behind all those words is worth knowing

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jun 30

THATS RIGHT

Costar push notifications
Your day at a glance
You are a precious, precious thing.

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jun 29

still from the end of There Will Be Blood where Daniel Plainview sits on the floor of a bowling lane with his back to the camera, a body on the ground next to him, and just a bunch of shit all over the place. Subtitle reads "I'm finished"

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jun 29

Robot-assisted vaginoplasty is clearly a misnomer but I can't decide if this counts as a mech or if it's more accurate to call it a drone?

Textbook-style illustration. Left is a very Robocop-looking "Surgeon robotic console" with a surgeon seated with their head against it like a big Virtua Boy. Middle is a surgical bed with another surgeon and a massive stand with a bunch of mechanical needle hands coming out of it like some kind of Star Wars interrogation droid. Right is a plain jane cart of monitors and electronic equipment and such

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jun 29

yeah they drag it out for parade and graduations and shit

some Finnish boot boys parading down a town street behind a huge fucking swastika flag

Cat Cordeiro@topmarx· Jun 28

Kim Kitsuragi and Harry Du Bois standing in front of a wall. "Something beautiful is going to happen" is graffitied onto it. In the foreground is the shattered roof of a half-collapsed building. In the street around the corner, a pool of blood through the cobblestones and down a set of stairs.