Topsie (Urocyon Incarcerargenteus) 🇮🇪 🇵🇸
@topsider
Handcuff bruises are just the sign of a good night out. He/Him Sword Gay
Look at his little face. Look at that cute smile. You can trust him without the cuffs come oooon.. Comm from @cosuman.bsky.social
Here's Tops, you'll probably be nicer to him than I am
Me and @swiftywolf.bsky.social watching a Walk With Me Tim video about Dubai
Been up to Belfast for a few interviews now and it's infuriating how much nicer BGC is than Connolly
You always said you wanted a back office job!
Always good advice! (sometimes you need a bigger leash)
I can't do ANYTHING in them, been wearing them all con, takes enormous willpower to not rake people with my plush claws, I'm going to be *so annoying* when I get this suit. '
Oh oh! The magnetic clasp is easy to put on with paws, and when you inevitably forget it's there and pull your head off, it will break away instead of strangling you! ( @swiftywolf.bsky.social can attest)
those cuban links double as bracelets if your paws are big enough!
wish this guy would move over here for good. Whenever he comes across my feed it's stuff like him pointing out that Dan O'Brien can't count, and the replies are full of tedious idiots explaining that they can't count either
Been a gray fox for a decade and just now thought of the pun "Urocyon Incarcerargenteus"
A 7% RETURN DOUBLES YOUR MONEY EVERY TEN YEARS YOU CUNT
Hey. Hey, remember this art from @/bigroundlion.bsky.social ? Hehehehe...
If you see this, post your OC masturbating (He gets lonely in there) Art by @donryu.bsky.social
okay so the new plan is to have the US navy carry out a flawless Swiss watch of an escort operation through the strait to secure a totally inadequate amount of traffic at enormous cost and risk, and to keep it up for... ever?
Been meaning to read this for ages, and I just so happened to crack it open on the eve of an apocalyptic energy crisis!