tori!

@torimartino

in love with don henley since 2003. green bay packers owner. storm spotter. pophead. my favorite scent is outboard motor exhaust. she/her

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tori!@torimartino· 16d

they preheated that sunbird as much as they could and then boogied back to the HC for us to meet mandy dog, our canine protector, and to thaw out in Our House, with the blue siding and black shutters and the big pine tree in front. i am just as blessed

tori!@torimartino· 28d

literally off the fucking chart. i’m in danger lol

airnow dot gov displaying the air quality in st. francis wi as 519 (hazardous) when the scale only goes up to 500

tori!@torimartino· Jul 13

mine (which is also my sister’s) fucking riiiiips

tori!@torimartino· Jul 8

the bosch wasn’t open on Fourth of July - they were open on 4TIH OF JULY. don’t get it twisted

an AI generated flyer for a local bar reading
OPEN 10 AM
4TIH OF JULY

tori!@torimartino· Jul 3

update: found connor. i will explode him

an elephant shaped fountain firework called CONNOR

tori!@torimartino· Jul 2

come on man

tumblr text post reading “people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends”

tori!@torimartino· Jun 21

my dad wanted a son, but when he got twin girls instead, i suspect he just kinda shrugged, said “close enough”, stuck fishing rods in our hands and got to work. happy father’s day chico

a man with a black beard, a ray nitschke sweater, suspenders, and camo pants is holding his toddler twin girls in his arms. he is standing in his backyard in autumn with multiple large trees shedding their yellow leaves. he is standing on the lannon stone patio with a wooden picnic table that has four dead canada geese on it

tori!@torimartino· Jun 2

i can’t believe people actually act like this. bye 🫡

tori!@torimartino· May 28

just call me viptpria, my government name according to google dot com,

tori!@torimartino· May 16

here’s bailey and trigger on the first real nice day of the year ❤️

bailey the yellow lab, laying in the grass next to a bleeding heart bush

trigger the black and white cat, sitting next to a bleeding heart bush. i put one of the bleeding heart flowers on top of his little head

tori!@torimartino· Apr 30

tori!@torimartino· Apr 18

beautiful women named tornado warning keep blowing up my phone

tori!@torimartino· Apr 17

tori!@torimartino· Apr 2

i think of both of these often

tori!@torimartino· Apr 1

my sister decided to put a completely random preset on the lights in our apartment and the living room said trans rights 👏🏳️‍⚧️

a screenshot of the app i use to control the lights in my apartment. the lamp labeled “living room bottom” is pink, the lamp labeled “living room top” is blue, and the lamp labeled “living room table” is white, displaying the colors of the trans pride flag

tori!@torimartino· Mar 29

it’s bailey’s gotcha day!!!!!!!! here’s a pic of the bean when she was at her littlest!

a yellow lab puppy sitting on a concrete driveway in the midst of scratching herself with her back leg. this is my dog bailey the day we brought her home

tori!@torimartino· Mar 24

laughing because crying would be sad

onion headline reading “James Webb Telescope Finds Evidence Of Packers Secondary Lined Up 20 Million Light Years Off Receivers”. the image is of a packers DB wearing number 37 floating in space. i have to assume it’s carrington valentine because, well.

tori!@torimartino· Mar 15

search your camera roll for “Hell”

tweet from Mitch Trubisky reading “Hell yeah, Go Packers”

tori!@torimartino· Feb 20

YESSSSS THUNDERRRRRRRR

tori!@torimartino· Feb 17

some other faves i found digging through my texts. shouts out to my HS friends man i love those nerds (complimentary)

text from my friend: “Why did we walk around the hallways while harmonising to Surrender”

text from me: “I’m gonna be so for real, I have no memory of doing this, but it sounds about right for us lmao”

my friend: “Man it was real and it crosses my mind at the most random times”

text from my friend: “lol just got invited to a party at [teacher from our middle school]’s house should i go 👀👀”

text from me: “I have many questions, mostly ‘how’ and ‘why’. But also, lmao yes you totally should”

text from my friend: “I have done what I said I wasn’t and went to see Twisters and may I just say: fun movie, dog shit storm chasing.”

text from my friend: “Yo tornado lol”

text from me: “lol just as i was sitting down to eat! Yeeeeeehaw”

tori!@torimartino· Feb 7

mission accomplished. ¡hola kevín!!!!!

kevin the giant bird from “up” roaming around animal kingdom. she is mid-squawk

tori!@torimartino· Feb 1

this is who runs this account

a toddler (me) drinking pepsi out of a red solo cup with a straw. i have an all yellow outfit on with some chunky sneakers. i am sitting on the floor of my uncle’s garage next to my dad. i have a fuckass mullet. it’s 1999. the vibes are impeccable

tori!@torimartino· Jan 31

here, please have this photo of bailey, two days since her de-lumping, sporting a very fashionable sticker from an orange. my brave lil citrus fruit!

a yellow lab looking up at the camera and wearing the sticker from an orange on her forehead. her left front paw has stitches in it from a recent surgery to remove a lump from it

tori!@torimartino· Jan 31

i also still have several screenshots of my sister and i DMing each other on twitter bitching about media crit while we were in class, because the prof abhorred phone use (but laptops were fine for “””taking notes”””)