Purplebiker

@torstenknabe

Hmj fan, homosexual, web developer. I actually post on mastodon mainly, this is mostly for hmj

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Purplebiker@torstenknabe· 6d

Kombucha girl meme, green thumb? Green cap

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· 16d

Yep! I'm hoping it's cooled down by mid October and I wear my Renn faire garb.

White man with a beard wearing a green tunic, brown silk pants with belt pouches, and boots in front of big butterfly wings and "Scarborough 2025" text above the butterfly wings.

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· May 29

I got some crawfish tonight finally to scratch that itch so happy. Glad I caught the tail end of the season!

A white man with a beard and glasses and plastic gloves holding a crawfish on top of an empty boil bag and a big pile of crawfish shells

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· May 12

2026 energy

Animorphs book cover of Rachel morphing into a cheetah with the text "I am done with self care. It is time for others harm"

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Apr 28

It is very much giving E = MC² + AI

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Apr 1

This was just too good

Fuck marry kill meme template. Fuck: Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski hugging and smiling in an official photo. Marry: Bryon Noem (Kristi's husband) with a gigantic breastplate on underneath a shirt and puckering his lips. Kill: A dog. Shared from TikTok @headquarters in the bottom right

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Sep 13

I think Joe's ancestors made streetcar fare boxes. Those Voglesong's were industrious

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Aug 25

Have not had a great day and this was absolutely the highlight

Screenshot of hmj discord which only allows for emoji reactions. First poll spelled PLBANID out of emoji, then hmj asked "what is PLBANID." With the emoji spelling 'plan' then "I genuinely can't figure it out!!!!" With the emoji spelling 'Bald'. And then hmj replying "oh were y'all trying to spell both 'plan' and 'bald' at the same time and that's what happened." With the emoji reactions spelling 'hive 🧠'.

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Aug 23

Frog from Frog and Toad knocking on the door of a house

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Aug 21

Honestly it feels criminal to be able to print 20 full color 8.5x11" pages for free each day from the library. And only a 10 minute walk from my house!

Printed page that says "In DC we deserve the right to govern ourselves. Free DC. Prioritize Joy. Take up space. Organize. @FreeDCProject. Join the movement! FreeDCProject org

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Aug 9

Eat your heart out furries

Wall art at SoFo tap of horny anthropomorphic animals

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Aug 6

When 3.5% of the population is ready to stand with you and do serious non-cooperation is when it can be successful. When we organize we can fight back and do a tax strike against a lawless government we have no representation in.

Picture of a Free DC Orientation Slide titled Types of Action.

Non-cooperation: To undermine the authority of an unjust system by disrupting it, refusing to cooperate with it, or otherwise making it harder, or impossible, for the system to keep its unfair policy.
Examples:
-Worker Strikes
- Boycotts
- Rent Strikes
- Tax Refusal
- Refuse to use/keep labels on bathrooms en masse.

Alternative Cooperation: To build an alternative institution or policy by acting as though it is already in place to disrupt or directly challenge the current system/policy, and demonstrate alternatives.
Examples:
- Nonviolent land seizure
- Occupation of buildings
- Citizens' Arrests
- Guerilla gardening
- Mississippi Democratic party alternative elections.

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Jun 21

Had a fun time dolphin watching at the National Aquarium.

A vertical dolphin in a tank half in and half out of the water

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Jun 21

Bike train!

White man with a beard sitting on a train wearing a blue shirt with rainbow bicycles on it in the foreground while in the background is his purple bike docked on the train

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Jun 5

I will say, the jerseys are really cute this year

White man with a beard with sunglasses on his head wearing a pride jersey that says nationals with a rainbow gradient on the shoulders

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Jun 2

Sunday Funday for Pride

A white man with a beard wearing a shirt with Frog and Toad riding a recombent bike together with the words "Be gay do crime"

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Apr 27

Had a great time at the renn faire in Texas today with my family. Best turkey leg I think I've ever had

White man in renn faire garb with a green tunic, brown pants, a brown leather belt, and leather boots smiling in front of a butterfly wings display with Scarborough Renaissance Festival 2025 text at the top

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Apr 9

Twinsies

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Mar 31

I missed the stream today and am catching up now but I really want to chime in to chat and keep realizing I can't 😢

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Mar 9

Meme from the The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo "Sometimes... things that are expensive... are worse."

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Mar 7

So yesterday I got in a bike accident. I was turning and hit some mud and the bike came out from under me. I got up and slowly biked to the nearest dock. While I was waiting on a light I passed out and some strangers helped me up. S/o to random man who gave me water and asked me neuro questions.

A grilled cheese sandwich on a white corelle plate next to tomato soup with a spoon in a white corelle bowl

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Feb 4

fixed it

Shaney memoji with a black censored bar where a beard would be. Text @xyn0n0 at the bottom

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Feb 4

Chat I was afraid that this was some awful AI generator thing but it wasn't and it was perfect and y'all didn't let me down, although you did let me sit down.

A cartoon image of a white person sitting down with a halo, a chat bubble wearing a hoodie and striped socks. The text @xyn0n0 at the bottom

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Feb 3

Here you go! Original image from twitter with Alt text.

Screenshot of a letter on US DOJ Letterhead with the below text:

U.S. Department of Justice

Edward R. Martin, Jr.
United States Attorney

District of Columbia

Patrick Henry Building
601 D Street N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20530

February 3, 2025

Mr. Elon Musk
DOGE
United States Government
SENT VIA X: @elonmusk

Dear Elon, (Elon crossed out and Elon is handwritten over the printed text)

It was good to work with the DOGE team this weekend. We must keep all our American government employees safe and we must protect the American people’s property. Anyone imperiling others violating our laws.

I recognize that some of the staff at DOGE has been targeted publicly. At this time, I ask that you utilize me and my staff to assist in protecting the DOGE work and the DOGE workers. Any threats, confrontations, or other actions in any way that impact their work may break numerous laws.

Let me assure you of this: we will pursue any and all legal action against anyone who impedes your work or threatens your people. We will not act like the previous administration who looked the other way as the Antifa and BLM rioters as well as thugs with guns trashed our capital city. We will protect DOGE and other workers no matter what.

One last warning for you: late last week, we indicted an economist who worked at the Fed for economic espionage for the Communist Chinese. Please be very aware that there are those who are acting against our American people in every way. Refer to us any questionable conduct or details that you find or notice.

Please keep in touch.

All the best,

Sincerely,
Edward R. Martin, Jr.
United States Attorney

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Feb 3

Congrats to 🥳🎉 Beyoncé 🐝 for snatching 🪮😻 the Album 💿 of the Year 📆🗓️ Grammy for Cowboy Carter! 🤠🐝 I'm gagged 😭, gooped 😮, and utterly bamboozled🥺🥹! This is a cultural reset, a gay 🏳️‍🌈🌈awakening, a moment in HERstory📖📕!

Cowboy Carter 🤠🪩 is a country album 💿, a Black liberation anthem⬛🟥🟩, and a fuck you to the industry👨 all rolled into one. Beyoncé 🐝 is a visionary👁️, a genius🧠, a legend🤯.

This Grammy win🎖️🏆 is a victory for all the black cowboys and cowgirls🤠, the steers🐂 and the queers🌈🏳️‍🌈 and the rodeo queens 👑, the Beyhive 🐝, and the world 🌎. Let's celebrate this iconic moment and stream Cowboy Carter🤠🐝 all night 🕥long🍆!

Yeehaw, bitches! 💅🏾

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Feb 3

Congrats Beyoncé on winning AOTY! It was absolutely AOTY for me

YouTube music recap slide infographic. My top artist Beyoncé 65 hours, 54 songs

YouTube music recap my top albums of 2024 were 1. Cowboy Carter Beyoncé. 49 hours. 2. Version Requiem London Symphony orchestra. 3. The land is inhospitable and so... Mitski 4. Brat and it's the same but there's... Charli XCX 5. Mozart Requiem K. 627

YouTube music recap. My top 5 artists of 2024. 1. Beyoncé 65 hours. 2. Charli XCX 3. London Symphony Orchestra. 4. Mitski

YouTube music recap infographic. I was in the top 0.1% of Beyoncé listeners. I listened 104x as much as the average listener.

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Feb 1

There are meme generators that make it really easy!

Drowning man meme that says "The courts will save me"

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Jan 21

I've just reported the ADL and Elon Musk to the ADL tip line for an anti semitic incident. I recommend you do the same www.adl.org/report-incid...

Screenshot of a tweet from @ADL with the text "This is a delicate moment. It’s a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are inflamed, and social media only adds to the anxiety.

It seems that @elonmusk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge.

In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt, and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead."

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Jan 20

I just ordered a hot dog and drink at Costco and guess what order number I am??? 323! I didn't realize Bachel lived in the Costco walls, get that cheap food gurl

Costco receipt for a hot dog/soda for $1.50 with Order Number 323

Purplebiker@torstenknabe· Dec 18

I haven't had any yet! I'd already eaten dinner and was full, I'm just meal prepping it for the rest of the week. Won't have any till Thursday actually lol. It looks gloopier than normal, I think the extra cheese made it more mushy