NO DISTRA—what the fuck is this

Thaaaaat’s our Donny!!

“I want him to know it was me.”

Not the actual gremlins

New assistant secretary of defense

That is one idea

Well there we go, it’s an exclusive club but it’s got a new member

“I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell”

What horror movie image haunts you?

Look at the engagement this bullshit gets. This is patently and provably untrue yet there is a whole swath of Very Smart internet people who take this question-begging nonsense as cold hard fact

William Hickey is 39 here

I like making beverages, like meat bone broth blueberry lemonade type of drinks

NY Times reporters assure us that Rep. Tom Kean (R-NJ, pictured) is at home, alive and well

I’m all right with this match

James Cameron really trying to find that new Hasta la vista baby

I too have had a successful career in both music and commentary/strategy

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image. I’d like to think mine is a combination of these

This is a guy who would call you a fargin ice hole, I will tell you that

Ho boy beam me up everyone

Everything they say sounds like the response to a concussion test

I think it’s good that the Allies won on D-Day