Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat

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Professional consulting fez-cat. Semi-Pro Key-bard: I get paid to write words. Leans decidedly to the left. Trans chick. Art provided by @zamoosh.bsky.social My Patreon: Pathfinder 2nd Edition ✨Enthusiast.✨

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Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· 3d

I was tinkering with my #pathfinder2e idea for a Flesh-fascinated Skeleton Necromancer. And uh... 'sbit nightmarish, ain't it.

A screen capture of the "Thick Skin" Feat on Archives of Nethys:

Thick Skin Feat 12
Trait: Necromancer
Source: Impossible Magic pg. 39
Prerequisites: flesh grim fascination

You thicken your skin by adding an impossibly thin layer of dense muscle directly under the surface. Increase your maximum Hit Points by your level. The first time each round you destroy a thrall, each enemy adjacent to you must succeed at a Fortitude save against your spell DC or become sickened 1.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· 5d

Today, after squinting at an artist signature on an image seen on Pinterest, I've learned of Olan Meows, pet portraitist. This changed the trajectory of my whole day.

An artistic portrait of a very annoyed-looking and quite squat frog. It decays that "The rage - it consumes me".

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Jul 2

Translation: I am an insufferable asshole.

"I don't have any mental issues to account for. I have no restrictions on content or boundaries." -- quote from a guy you don't want to hang out with.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Jun 3

My favorite thing about Treerazer's design is that to me, he always looks like a hybrid of Slogra and Gaibon.

The iconic duo of demon knights from the Castlevania franchise, Slogra and Gaibon. Gaibon is a muscular arm-winged demon who likes to carry his partner Slogra around. Slogra is a demon who looks like an emaciated wingless pterodacyl. He has a spear.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· May 16

#pathfinder2e give them points, GMs, so they'll spend them

A banner in a wood-styled border proclaims

HEY YOU
SPEND YOUR HERO POINTS
STOP DYING

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· May 2

#pathfinder2e Me picking a two-handed weapon for a Guardian that isn't a polearm or greatsword:

The comic character Calvin, a young boy in a striped shirt and a newspaper hat, announces "Wow, what a great club!" to his companion, Hobbes. Hobbies is a tiger, also in a newspaper hat.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Apr 6

Character design.

A character from the video game The First Descendant. She is a wearing some kind of very ridiculous sci-fi swimsuit that is presumably meant to be armor in some way, but it has her boobs hanging out of the bottom of the chest piece and her legs exposed all the way to her waist.

A disgusted-looking woman with one eye and medieval-esque clothing declares something to be "Absolutely Maidenless."

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Apr 6

I think that text is just incorrect.

The stat block of alchemical bombs in Pathfinder 2e

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Apr 5

Art by @mrspookywolff.bsky.social

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Mar 23

The screen is horizontal and recessed into the surface of the table!

A gaming table with a monitor built into the top.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Feb 10

Hell, some of the worst people imaginable still manage to date, and nobody is making Temple Fugate style hate edits of their images.

A screenshot from Batman: The Animated Series. It depicts a defaced election poster of fictional mayor Hamilton Hill. The character Temple Fugate has drawn horns, an extended tongue, and a stereotypical "villain' mustache and goatee on the poster, and changed the text to read "DE-ELECT MAYOR HILL".

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Feb 5

I got irritated enough to compile a list of premade staves I *know* I can 100% use as an all-occult caster that either isn't a Bard or a Bard who doesn't play instruments/needs one or both hands free for other reasons.

A Discord screenshot. It contains a list of non-coda all-occult magic staves for Pathfinder 2e along with some notes on the majority of them.

Non-coda staves that an occult caster can prepare and use without "dead" spells that they can't make use of include:
*mentalist's staff (legacy)
*staff of control (the major version is Uncommon because it can cast Dominate)
*staff of phantasms (well, I guess you're not spending your spell repertoire on illusions if you're a psychic or sorcerer so that's something)
*staff of the unblinking eye (Uncommon, because it gives a bonus to Perception checks for initiative, the greater version can cast Mind Reading, and the major adds Mind Probe; unfortunately a very useful staff)
*spy staff (greater and major versions are Uncommon because they can cast Peaceful Bubble and Scrying)
*composer staff (one of the only non-coda staves that has occult-only spells; major version is Uncommon because it can cast Truespeech)
*staff of impossible visions (another rare stick with a couple occult-only spells; the entire line is Uncommon because... you can use the staff to look around corners, I guess?)
*socialite staff (legacy but it does give you access to one of, if not the worst cantrip the tradition has, which you'd probably never take otherwise)
*chronomancer staff (legacy, Rare, delightfully ostentatious)
whispering staff (Uncommon because it's an Apex version of the major Staff of the Unblinking Eye and has three additional activation abilities on top of that; absolutely lives up to the idea of being an "apex" item)

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Jan 25

I used the Scout archetype. Feinting with Stealth is neat. I first used Scout on a Rogue build, because I liked how it worked with the concept of a reformed bandit. Said ex-bandit hits enemies over the head with an oar. It is a family heirloom oar, and I base its appearance on the real-world eku.

An Okinawan oar, or eku. It's made of light-colored oak, has a long handle, and a long, narrow blade with a round end and ridged spine on the top side.

An eku is a Okinawan kobudō weapon (kobudō meaning "old martial arts" roughly). Okinawan kobudō focuses on the use of traditional weapons from the island. These include nunchaku, staves, short spears paired with shields, knuckledusters based on stirrups or horseshoes, and weighted chains.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Jan 15

Note that Flying Tackle, a Guardian feat, has the same missing text. The feat & class feature selections of a Guardian presumes they'll be wearing medium/heavy armor, and either carrying a shield & weapon or a 2-handed weapon. Unless they're fighting like Jim Harper*, they won't have a hand free.

A screencap from the Archives of Nethys. It details the Guardian feat "Flying Tackle":

"Prerequisites trained in Athletics
You barrel forward, gathering enough momentum to take down a threatening foe. Stride and then Leap, or attempt to High Jump or Long Jump. If you end your movement adjacent to a foe, you can attempt to Trip that foe. If you succeed at the Athletics check to Trip, you get a critical success instead. You can use Flying Tackle while Burrowing, Climbing, Flying, or Swimming instead of Striding if you have the corresponding movement type."

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Jan 15

On the power of missing text: One of the places you can get Unbalancing Sweep is from the Mauler archetype, which expressly specializes in two-handed weapons. Note that Unbalancing Sweep's text does not say that you don't need a hand free. #pathfinder2e

A screencap from the Pathbuilder2e app. It describes the feat "Unbalancing Sweep":

"You make a great sweep with your weapon or fists about yourself, knocking creatures off their feet and away from you. Choose up to three enemies within your reach and choose whether to Shove or Trip all three of them. Whichever of the two options you choose, roll a separate Athletics check against each enemy, performing the same action against each enemy. Each attempt counts toward your multiple attack penalty, but don't increase your penalty until you have made all the attempts."

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Jan 12

Whelp. There it is. The worst interpretation of Lancelot. Thank you for making me see this, YouTube. My fault for having eyes, honestly.

A screencap of an ad for a gacha game. It presents Knight of the Lake Lancelot as an anime woman with breasts each the same size as her head, getting low in a tiny skirt and heels, while suggestively licking a lollipop. This is the worst alt text I have ever written.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Jan 11

A screen capture of a block of text. It begins with a caution sign, then reads "Thank you for my free 10-day trial of 2026. I'd like to cancel my subscription from whatever the hell this is!"

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Jan 6

Take-Haver: [the most insane shit I've heard all day, just an ouroboros of anal autophagia] Me: that's real fucking neat-o

A cartoon cat wearing a fez and a tie is eating spaghetti directly from a can

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Jan 2

I normally love #Pathfinder2e art in general, as I did the previous edition, but... like... what on Golarion happened to Ulka Oathshriek? She's got one of the best Orc Names that I've ever seen but why did the usually-great Wayne Reynolds do her like THAT?

Official art of the Iconic Commander, Ulka Oathshriek. Ulka is an orc character in the tabletop roleplaying game Pathfinder 2nd Edition. The art is by Wayne Reynolds. Ulka is difficult to describe, but she somewhat resembles some kind of large green ape with long arms, short bandy legs, and a bizarrely long neck. Her orcish tusks jut out almost completely horizontally, she has some brown hair on her head, her eyes are red, she has pointed ears, and for some reason her tattoos look like she has been vandalized by a bored kid in detention. She has breasts on her breastplate, many medals, but no shoes. She is holding some kind of polearm with a tattered red banner; it might be a very hostile-looking halberd.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Jan 2

Hmmm.

A screen capture of a gif originally posted by @mirriam-webster.com. The gif declares my 2026 Word to be "based".

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Nov 12

A small capture of hashtags from Tumblr reading "#not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. jesus fuck #ing christ. oh my god." etc. In summation, excessive lesbianism.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Nov 12

The Pactmasters (a council of witchwyrds) go extremely hardcore when crossed.

A screen shot of the fictional character Massein Aktep's entry on the PathfinderWiki. It describes the identity of the infamous prisoner, as well as the reason for his imprisonment:

"Massein Aktep was an extremely wealthy businessman in Katapesh. He was involved in a huge scandal in 4701 AR, in which he was implicated in tax evasion, fraud, and the murders of several prominent guildmasters. In response, the Pactmasters seized all of his holdings, turned his expansive personal dungeon into the city of Katapesh's new gaol, and imprisoned him there in a 5-foot-square cell as of 4709 AR. The Pactmasters also converted his estate into the Council Hall, which hosts meetings of the city's guildmasters and other officials, as well as the Zephyr Guard's barracks.

As of 4709 AR, the Pactmasters annually brought Massein Aktep out of his cell and paraded him through the city in what is known as the Gaol Parade, to remind the citizens of Katapesh that nobody is allowed to break the law."

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Oct 27

The skeleton is politely asking that you reconsider your words and/or deeds.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Oct 17

A screen cap of a tweet made by Forbes' official account. It refers to Elon Musk stating "cisgender" and "cis" are considered "slurs" under Twitter's content policy, one of several brainrotted ad-hoc policy changes that the Ketamine Demons told him to make.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Oct 17

A close up of a woman from a vacuum cleaner ad with a strangely distressed-looking smile. Over her face is the word "The". A second panel with an even closer view of her face, even more distressed looking somehow at this range, has the word "What?"

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Oct 1

Oh, fuck off, Ohio.

A screenshot of the text announcing that I must verify that I am an adult before accessing certain feature on Bluesky, because I live in a state run by Republican assholes and need fucking Epic Games to confirm that I'm an adult by providing them my personal data. Very cool, very small government, won't someone think of the children.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Sep 21

This is the other #Nio helmet wielding the vajra.

An iron kawari kabuto from Japan with a visor; the neckguard is detached. The crown of the helmet rises to a full-sized fist holding a vajra, a ceremonial weapon representing a thunderbolt. The helmet symbolizes one of the two fierce guardian-deities that accompany the Buddha.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Sep 21

Some helmets are just cooler than others. This is a kawari kabuto (17th/18th Century). This one is in Milan. There's another in Japan where the fist is holding a vajra (or kongosho), so that the helmet represents Kongo Rikishi, one of the two #Nio, the wrathful guardians of the Buddha. #armor

A Japanese iron helmet with lamellar neck guard and visor. The peak of the helmet is very tall, rising up to a full-size human fist at the apex, holding a cylinder in the palm.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Sep 8

What's #editing like for me? It's like this. I edit by rewriting my first draft in a program called Cold Turkey Pro, which locks me out of the rest of my computer until I meet a goal. It saves to a .txt, which I then add to a larger .txt called "The Total". Why? It's for consulting as I rewrite. 1/2

A screen capture of an upload status box for Google Drive. It notes three uploads are complete, and lists 122.txt, The Total.txt, and 121.txt as having successfully uploaded. It also indicates that this is the eighty-first version of The Total.txt to have been uploaded.

Pop-Pop, the Fez-Cat@toygunhitman· Sep 6