Attending an unveiling for a historical marker in Goochland County. You want to be proud of America? Be proud of stuff like this.

He didn’t lie, y’all. He just stopped short of offering evidence.

And no, I have no complaints about seeing Zendaya in, well, anything. But being of a certain age, my Athena will always be Isabella Rossellini.

Jurassic, schmurassic. This will always be my Sam Neill.

OK, I did it.

I'm sorry, but this computation has already been performed.

LOL, like Elon Musk has ever read Homer.

Very loosely based and deeply weird and kind of mesmerizing and definitely better with a couple of cocktails under your belt, but worthwhile. And the real scene-stealer is Wormtongue's daughter.

Wait 'til this guy finds out about a bunch of stuff that's in the Bible.

LOL, sure.

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.

He just doesn’t have the cards.

Found this image and thought it would be worth sharing. It's kind of an artifact from a previous era in which people on the right were not all flaming bigots and xenophobes.

Or we can go back the 1980s and the show that launched the career of lovably wholesome Tom Hanks.

I'm following you now, just for the "hold fast" tattoo image alone.

The lead-off question was honestly just perfect for me and my campaign.

My son sent me this with the question, "Why do we have Hitler's lamp?" And we do--we have that exact style of lamp. But this is a still from "Downfall," so it looks like the set designer was looking for a classic 1930s Art Deco lamp and settled on that.

I have a new event coming up this Saturday afternoon in Esmont--Southern Albemarle County, very near Scottsville, but also close to Buckingham County and Fluvanna County. #Albemarle #VA-05 #Charlottesville

Ahem.

“I was outside all morning. Now I need to nap for six hours.”

Ah, here it is. 1984. And I am delighted to report that, according to Wikipedia, this is the actual inspiration for the term "chud" as a pejorative for right-wingers.

This headline was really going somewhere for a while.

This is a helluva sentence.

I regret to inform you that my cat is studying Marxism.

This is an admission that they prefer someone who shouts traditionalist Christian slogans over someone who actually lives by any kind of moral standards.

“Idiocracy” was a documentary.

While resting between sets of squats, I snipped some peonies and put them in a vase for my wife. This is what peak masculinity looks like.

Well, I’m glad we made a deal, then.