🦇Ash the Ninth🎃

@tractorgoth

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Beer, bees, belligerent bisexual and all around rake. Mostly farm pictures and being gay on main. Runs the #Skyrats feed! ☁️🐀 The artist alternately known as swornbothers/raisedbycats. Click on over to Media for the uncut good stuff. ✨adult themes✨

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🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· 27d

I think the worst may still be on the way this time, it’s still over us 😬

Map of Michigan aqi values, all the way up to over 1000

Gaylord Michigan looking like someone hit it with a dust storm and the yellow Mexico filter

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· 28d

I hate how fucking TIRED heat makes me I work for two hours and then crash like it’s been twelve RAHHHHHHH

Laser eyeball seagull because my post wasn’t angry enough yet

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· 29d

I mean it’s not the WORST, though I’d like most of these individually more than together

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 13

Perfection

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 13

#OneBugADay Today’s bug is a Citrus Flatid Planthopper! He might be lost though, this is a plum.

A dove gray lightly spotted triangular bug upside down on a green plant stem.

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 13

Look at the size of this elderberry umbel, jeez! 🌱

A huge fluffy cloud of white elderberry flowers in an umbel nearly 2 ft across

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 12

😁

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 11

#OneBugADay I forgot pretty quickly. Here’s an ornate snipe fly to apologize

Fuzzy Robber fly type bug with big eyes, long legs with black stockings, and yellow and black striped body

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 9

This weather is not for me but it’s a glorious time to be a bug

Hackberry emperor butterfly (lovely soft tan gray with marbled wings and little crescents) slurping something off a damp hay net

Black swallowtail from above with wings open, beautiful light blue spots and iridescent patches on the hindwings

Same butterfly from the side showing orange spots on black

A tiny leafhopper nymph with a wild white tutu

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 9

Ray’s never been real clear on how the ‘sitting’ concept works

Lying like a roast chicken on an armchair with his curled hands out to the side

Gripping the armrest like a jaguar on a log

Faceplanted into my chest while also curled up sitting awkwardly on my arm

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 9

“How do you know your cat is bisexual?”

Person sitting sideways on an armchair playing the switch while a white and orange cat lies up hill on their legs, his paws stuck out between their knees

He’s oozing upward, standing on his toes in their lap showing his butt to the camera as his front end starts oozing onto their shins

Flopped sideways on the shins with the top half, tail akimbo, asleep while still half standing

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 6

Nobody fucking move I’m going to pass out

Notification that says hamlet machine liked your repost

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 3

Don’t worry though! The female CEOs are ALSO sexually harassing or pressuring their employees into sex! Diversity win!

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 3

I can’t even summarize this in a brief paragraph and get the impact of just reading this bullshit straight. TW for sexual harassment and traumatic birth experiences I am absolutely breathless with rage

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 3

Sandwiched in between forcing a heavily pregnant bear-term woman to do a bunch of international travel —including to an area at the epicenter of a Zika outbreak— and Fuckerburg fumbling facefirst into his role as the second coming of Roger Ailes, we get more evidence that CEOs are barely human

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 3

Got to mess around on the wheel finally thanks to a good friend tonight, guess which one I made first 😂

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 2

Cute visitor from last night

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 2

Timmy turner prays please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jul 1

My little Icelandic is easily the smartest out of the flock. Everyone else wandered off when the frozen treats in the hose wading pool ran out but she’s staying put and getting cool as a cucumber WhenSheLooksAtYouYouCanSeeShesWorkingThingsOut.gif

Flock of chickens eating frozen corn and watermelon in the shady grass next to a running hose

A little gray and tan chicken with a small bouffant and comb looking directly at the camera with a comical birds facing forward vibe that is still strangely intense and thoughtful for a chicken

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jun 30

The cool orb house I drive by sometimes is up for sale! www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

a house comprised of onion or shell like orbs grouped in a circle, roofed in brown in a wooded lot, with a long ramp around the front

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jun 30

I am constantly telling unwary conversational victims that the closer you get to the top of nearly any political/for-profit entity the more likely the people there have no fucking idea what they’re doing, but Jesus Christ they have NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THEY’RE DOING

Book careless people by Sarah Wynn Williams, it’s a memoir about working for Facebook by their global political advisor

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jun 29

what's it like inside your head? with adderall without adderall

Panoramic photo of a peaceful sunset on Lake Michigan

Syndrome from incredibles looking stressed and overlayed with multiple layers of urgent meme text, top layer of which reads does anyone know how to make a paining in the microwave please hurry, but also explaining quantum physics shows through

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jun 28

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image

Sick of all this gender neutral stuff

Switching to gender evil

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jun 28

Tonal whiplash in my bed reading stack

Stack of books including hit by a farm: how I learned to stop worrying and love the barn by a farming lesbian, silent spring, careless people, hark a vagrant, and falling free

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jun 26

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jun 25

The children keep breaking their controllers so I got myself a little treat Knives core lol

A switch controller with backlit teal concentric circle designs

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jun 25

Fireworks starting early! It is so quiet out here you can hear the bats squeak and flap, I can literally hear them crunching bugs as they go by

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jun 23

Holy creepy Pinterest bot influx Batman

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jun 22

Helped the boy make his first bamboo pole today and he came back with a creek chub! Didn’t know our creek could even get fish this big! (It’s only 6inches deep in the deep bits during dry weather, less everywhere else)

A shiny iridescent white and green fish about six inches long held over a bucket of water

🦇Ash the Ninth🎃@tractorgoth· Jun 20

The weather is gorgeous today and I cleaned my garage, got to watch a funny movie with a friend, and I’m taking the kids and their friends out for ice cream today. Here is 34lbs of cat trying to fit in one bed.