Neuro Tran 🤷🏻♀️
@transnursing
🩺 bad opinions | she/her | nurse 🩺 big heart hidden behind big boobs.
Huzzah, nearly a week later, I’ve escaped with nothing more than asymptomatic BV. People with penises need to wash theyselves better.
I, for nearly a decade now, have had the U-Haul app in my dating folder of my phone.
It gets better… Trauma (cont): we do not recommend holding enoxaparin and asa in setting of acute stroke. Cards: we recommend holding enoxaparin and asa despite acute stroke.
Not much has changed, tbh. Except my new car won’t fit in my garage…
If I never have to wake a parent up to tell them their child is going into asystole ever again, that’d be ok.
Hey cis women, if you contacted your doctor about unusual vaginal bleeding during sexual activity, do they jump immediately to surgical evaluation?
Never the less, I decided to try my luck at using my ultrasound to calculate my bladder volume. Using the cuboid correction of 0.89, I got 393mL. I voided 400. Close enough for government work.
Not my strongest work. But I challenge naysayers to attach tubing place a dressing one handed and get back to me.
I’m sure someone is mumbling to themselves that I didn’t need a mammogram and all this is a result of me forcing my male body into female spaces… but the radiologist concludes the read with a recommendation for yearly repeat mammograms.
Today's Visit You were seen on Tuesday November 18, 2025. The following issue was addressed: Male-to-female transgender person. (I had a mammogram.)
I was really confused about what I was seeing on my patient’s chest X-ray and then I realized it was her bra hooks.
She said she didn’t feel respected and left. Mind you this was a “nurse leader” per her badge buddy. I ended up with a 20 in the AC. Not by her, mind you. She left me bleeding when she stormed off.
POV: you just mass transfused two coolers worth of product into an esophageal varicices patient.