Please enjoy my baby reacting to being Perceived while I was on vacation

Chaos Mama Roach is a little skeptical about the contents of the mystery package. Especially considering the - erm - "instructions" that came with him

I think I've finally lost my mind if this is what comes out of my mind at like half past 10 on a fucking Thursday. This is my Ooh Daddy fugue state

I had the inescapable urge to immortalize just how completely batshit insane and obsessed @waywardaf.bsky.social and I are about these gay old men and the Horrors we're putting them through right now

If there is one thing that can bring this bitch back from the dead, it's @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/66587566

I. Am. SCREECHING about my new sleepy boys thanks to the endlessly wonderful @neopessimist.bsky.social

Update: I have made a Discovery

Thanks to @neopessimist.bsky.social, I now have biblically accurate Rizzy

Every time I do one of these things I get whacked with the reality that I'm too Izzy coded

Tiny Izzy is gearing up for the winter with his boyfriends

Scared and horny

Lock screen check, two cuties to help lift my spirits. Gorgeous art as always by @neopessimist.bsky.social

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