This "Are we the baddies?" meme has been circulating for 10 years but now we all get to pretend no millennial has ever seen a popular meme. And I'm supposed to fall for it.

"Daddy the Black man is scaring me"

Yup. Every business is playing this game:

Nope. No Freedom 250 concert. Not even to get off the island. We'll stay here. (I'm jealous)

Here's one I saved for exquisite comma placement.

The State University of New York is famous for its world class dairy program. World Class! But the NY Times can't find SUNY because it's a PUBLIC school for POOR people, yuck yuck ew ew.

I'd really love to know why my fellow White Americans rejected this man so hard. My ancestors fought for Grant and yet my Boomer parents were taught to worship Lee.

Has anyone read Joan Sampson's The Auctioneer? Because I think we might be living it. She died young and was unable to follow up her incredible novel, making her less well known than she should be.

AI wants to say research and fact checking and reading and writing are obsolete but we were warned about this already.

We had some lovely signs at ours that there's only one King whose thoughts matter here!

I thought Sliwa was doing better than Cuomo? I thought the Post was pro-GOP? The NY Post stans Cuomo? They want Sliwa to drop out for Cuomo?

There's a big group chat and I'm not in it. Thank God I'm not, because it seems to focus on pedophilia. I prefer being poor and unknown to child rape, thanks.

I love it!

This was the Movie Jo Night movie last night with Mary Jo Pehl: The Carpenters Space Encounter with Suzanne Sommers! I watched the whole thing! @dumb-industries.com

Reminds me of the day I was born.