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driving around in my car that's about to explode
tweaking out for two straight days and then realizing the moon is suspiciously full
number one is this horsehair hat found in a bog in scotland!
me and a man who's exactly like me or completely different i'm not sure
this is genuinely who i am and i need to embrace it
how it feels to order a little affogato at the coffee house
getting a wack facial and declaing no photography at dinner
try to talk to my son whom i allowed to be named Shark while i was high on epidurals and whatever else i convinced the nurses to give me
this is how i've felt every second of my life since i turned thirteen
how it feels to shush men at the movies
okay i'm seeing why it was hard to find
these creatures are real and they are no longer benevolent
how it feels to check the weather on an app
i keep hundreds of photos of this green creature in my phone because i feel nothing expresses me the way he does