EAMUS CATULI

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Banner: Star Trek DS9 title card reading "KEEPING UP WITH THE CARDASSIANS" 🇺🇲/🇨🇦 | she/her/hers | ⚾🏀🥊 fan | middle-aged cat lady

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EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· 6d

PCA LAD vs CHC #Cubs #MLB

Sickos guy meme
Black and white cartoon of man looking through window at night wearing a T-shirt emblazoned "SICKOS."
His speech bubble reads "YES... HA HA... *YES*!"

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· 8d

This supposedly "temporary" fence in Brad's ward that has remained in place since at least 2022 (when I took this photo). Brad Bradford sucks. #TOPoli

Orange net fence with a City of Toronto sign reading: "We could all use a little support every once in a while. This retaining wall has seen better days so the City's Parks, Forestry and Recreation division has installed a temporary support structure..."

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· 8d

divine favor

Pope Leo smiling while holding a black baseball bat, looking like he's looking forward to smiting the enemies of the White Sox

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· 9d

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· 17d

Fallout 4 character Moe giving a fanciful account of pre-war baseball as a vicious blood sport. He's dressed in a baseball uniform and holding a bat over his shoulder.

"Look at that card. See those numbers on the back? Tracks the count of enemies beaten to death by the player."

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· 19d

www.archives.gov.on.ca/topic/birth-...

Since 1869, the Government of Ontario has registered births, marriages and deaths of the people of the province. These registrations are known as vital statistics.

Vital statistics are the source of information that the government uses to produce official documents, including birth, marriage and death certificates.

A copy of a vital statistic registration that has been certified by the Archivist of Ontario can be used in place of the original certificate for legal, government or humanitarian purposes.

We hold the original registration books of Ontario:

births until 1920
marriages until 1945
deaths until 1955
Registration records after these dates are held by the Ontario Registrar General and can be requested online through ServiceOntario.

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· 21d

Mine only ended up with a larger cone for his efforts

Brown mackerel tabby car sitting on a kitchen island wearing a plastic veterinary cone the size of a lampshade

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· Jul 5

Ofc he's a cat guy!

Still from Mamdani Arabic-language campaign ad. He's petting a gray and white bodega cat while greeting it in Arabic subtitled in English as "How are you chief?"

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· Jun 6

More here. He didn't seek legal assistance until too late. variety.com/2019/tv/news...

He said he hit his head hard that night, and wrote that he began to feel pain in the weeks and months that followed — but he assumed it would go away. Almost a year later, as it worsened, Kattan said his chiropractor finally convinced him to have it checked out. Yet beyond that, he wrote that he never really went to NBC, “SNL” or Michaels for help. Years later, when he asked lawyers to finally look into workers’ compensation, he was told it was too late.

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· Jun 6

He didn't. people.com/tv/chris-kat...

“I had been brought up to be responsible for myself,” he continues. “I wasn’t about to sue anybody. I never wanted to be that person: spending my life debilitated and fighting a network. I wanted to hide everything, pretending I was okay and in good enough shape to be go out in public and be social.”

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· May 23

Star Trek TOS title card orbiting planet

How do I kill the 30-50
feral hogs that run
into my yard within
3-5 minutes while
my small kids play?

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· May 23

I was using this on my phone and it wasn't obvious to me that the text I enter doesn't wrap. Also when I changed it and wanted to download the new version, it uses the same name so I got a message asking if I want to download [fil name] again.

DS9 card with cut off title "Keeping up with the Carda

DS9 card with the title "KEEPING UP WITH THE CARDASSIANS"

Screenshot of Chrome message:

Download file again?

Do you want to download trek-title.png (1.24 MB) again?

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· May 12

1990s Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network infomercial

24 hrs
1-900-903-1155
Only $3.95 per minute

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· May 11

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· Apr 24

This bit is the cherry on top

NO DOES NOT MEAN NO

When dealing with people outside MrBeast Productions never take a No at
face value. If we need a store to buy everything inside of and you call the local Dollar tree and the person that answers says “No, you can’t film here”. That literally doesn’t mean shit. Talk to other employees and see if any are fans or if any have kids that are fans, try talking to their boss, their bosses boss, have me dm them on twitter and try their social team, etc. If after all avenues are
exhausted you are left with a no, that doesn’t mean don’t try the other dollar trees because the manager of those could be huge fans and willing to bend the rules. Basically what I’m trying to convey is what we call “pushing thru no”. Don’t just stop because one person told you no, stop when all conceivable options are exhausted.

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· Apr 23

THE ZEROTH INNING

MLB score notification on phone lock screen
PHI 0 vs CHC 0
0th inning

The lock screen is my dog in her Godzilla Halloween costume

EAMUS CATULI@trollhamels· Apr 17

My cat had a similar mishap when he was new to me and around a year old. He's now a teenager and still loves tub water. Yours might appreciate a nearby place to perch where she can drink from the tub if she wants.