I don't really have an interest in pornographic games on Steam, but I always leave the box checked for storefront discovery. partially because of simple curiosity on what that side of the industry looks like, but also because every once in a while you find a genuine piece of art in the reviews

that feeling when you've been a hollywood sociopath for forty years and somebody says something bad about you on The Internet

how it feels to have spent the last two decades only ever buying piece-of-shit ultra-cheap best buy insignia brand tvs

show so unbelievably good it's got me changing my display name for the first time in years thank you science saru, my faith in someday becoming an incredibly stupid cyborg is replenished

granted, this quote is from Santa Claus Conquers the Martians during season 4 where Trace is running Crow, but I think the point still stands

literally only two minutes in and it's peak

"we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe"

when I'm hitting up the Slevin's and I see that they have legitimately fresh hot dogs and the condiments tray has been exquisitely well-prepared

you know the economy is well and truly fucked when they're out there pumping out UFO news and recreating 4chan posts from 2014

pulled an Indiana Democrat out of my ass because my mother's from there and even Little Miss Infowars hates that place for being a conservative shithole, and wouldn't you know it, the actual main Indiana democrat has a name straight out of the Fighting Baseball list

mfw I realize that, at some point in the process of penetrating my asshole with soap, I will be the proud owner - for a few nanoseconds, anyway - of the Cleanest Butthole in the West

some shitfaced dickhead at Starbucks at God's own ten-o-fuckin'-clock-in-the-fucking-morning: I AM THAT PHONE. I WILL FOREVER BE THAT PHONE. WE ARE INSEPERABLE, WE ARE INNUMERABLE, AND WE ARE ONE. WHAT DO YOU INTEND WITH THE DIGITAL ASPECT OF MY SOUL Alsvid:

bold of you to assume that Yaddle couldn't absolutely get it

- looking up BDO, no idea what it is - 1,4-Butanediol is a prodrug that metabolizes into GHB looking at the GHB interactins with DXM, ket and amphetamines on the big drug interaction chart like

khloe kardassian: what happened during the war was justified. the strength of our race has survived. these demons from the sky cannot dilute our RESOLVE chief o'brien, calmly explaining that the subspace transciever orbiting cardassia prime that's sending her messages was manufactured in Detroit:

entire arc where some dipshit twitter-fascist Cardassians are doing RETVRNposting about Dukat and the conclusion is the reform government literally just vaguely pointing at the extensive infrastructure that Federation engineers beamed down nine seconds after they signed the membership documents

there's an easter egg in this unrolled GIF file. there simply must be

taco bell moved the beefy five layer from the second-item lower-tier list to the first-item primary-tier list in the $7 value box

Idaho is the fruit of the sea. there's Ginaz swordmaster Idaho, mentat Idaho, Alia's husband Idaho, boil him, bake him, sautee. there's Fish Speaker Idaho, pineapple Idaho, Idaho you kill with Sardaukar, Idaho soup, Idaho stew, Idaho executing the finality of the Golden Path, Idaho and potatoes,

let us safely assume that, in better circumstances, I would have a very good scromiting joke about all this. and, in this hypothetical world, let us assume you liked my joke about this D.A.R.E.-style cannabis hyperemesis terror campaigns

every single interaction I watch you undergo, or contemplate, on this dogshit website is basically just this

Iranian military: maintaining successful missile battery saturation fire Iraqi militia groups: drone operations and hype vids American military and coalition forces:

yeah, that tracks

I love this thing that happens every once in a while where I find out (from cinesansar on twt) that there's somehow yet another deleted scene from Pirates of the Caribbean that serves as functional socioeconomic commentary and it got cut because this was unfortunately still a Disney production

INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES