Mia the Calligrapher

@tspcalligrapher

you know what it is, shitposter, merchant of vicious mockery, inking up the internet for nearly a decade. I write your funny words magic man

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Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· 28d

She loves the leg triangle

A grey cat on a floral duvet. It is nestled into the triangle created by one straight and one bent leg under the duvet.

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Jul 1

i uh. i saw a screenshot of this. and had to make fanart

calligraphy done in black and red ink that reads "The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you."

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Jun 25

dipped back into minecraft on a whim, promptly forgot that the only mod that persists in every iteration of the game I run is the one that turns every fox into my buddy sean's foxsona. which is a teal fox in proper hi-vis OSHA compliant gear.

screenshot of a minecraft game. It is taken in a taiga biome on a lake, and there is a fox mob that is teal and white dressed in bright yellow safety gear

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· May 14

DO NOT DOUBT MY WILLINGNESS TO DROP EVERYTHING INCLUDING SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Apr 24

Fix me you son of a bitch

A hand grasping a bottle of Buckley's cough and congestion syrup against the backdrop of a messy bathroom sink

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Dec 12

Just me and my cabbage #mycabbage

A head of napa cabbage in a bag, the background of which is a produce aisle

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Dec 4

gotta post some recent commissions since there's been a dearth of calligraphyposting hashtag woopsies #art

illuminated manuscript style calligraphy that reads "We have won the race and our poopoos were soft, so let us ride horses together" with an illustration of a hobby horse

illuminated manuscript style calligraphy of an incredibly long rant from the author Anne Rice complaining about the sorts of reviews her books get on amazon. the border is done in red engraving style vines and the words Seldom at the beginning of the speech is in a stretched drop capital fraktur style, black ink and gold outlining

illuminated manuscript style calligraphy that reads "You look GREAT. Your teeth are SHAR. Your eyes are LUMINOUS. The townsfolk whisper your name in hushed tones" the decorative border around the text is circular and consists of a wide variety of toxic plant illustrations

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Nov 30

managed to find it on my mainblog it's this one

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Nov 11

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Oct 26

sometimes im opening up ms paint

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Oct 25

this office comes with a builtin armwarmer

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Oct 14

Save me local grocery store big pumpkin save me

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Oct 14

one of my fave things in the world is silly authors notes and translator's notes

text that reads "the raws for this volume ar elower quality than i would like. the images are smaller, and i'm not a fan of the watermarks. if anyone knows where to get better raws, hit me up. Not: my budget is the single live moth i keep in my wallet for comedic effect"

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Oct 8

the brand is prima taste i believe, and the packets are this signature black. I've had the curry, the laksa, and the chili crab so far. fave atm is the curry, but that might just be cuz i haven't made the crab correctly yet

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Oct 7

Went to the bar the other night and had a staring contest with Lenin

A bar wall with lamps, a pool cue stand, and a large framed portrait of lenin

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Oct 6

As it goes

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Sep 14

coupla pieces from the recent commission pileup #calligraphy #art

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Sep 7

A third gay nerdy/comic shit, a third random nonsense, and a third of the most delectable ocean bug footage known to man

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Sep 5

I would NOT want to be the person to explain to the average japanese person that this deeply mid bento costs over two thousand yen

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Aug 28

Costco hot dog ... Fix me Costco hotdog ... (Also yes Canadian Costco does serve poutine, imo it is truly mid)

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Aug 25

most of the time you get the feeling someone or something's watching you is paranoia. but sometimes. there is a raccoon.

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Aug 9

some recent commissions, since i rarely post what i'm ACTUALLY doing for a living lol. if you're interested in commissioning, shoot me a dm on etsy! my store's called witchs grove #art #handlettering #calligraphy #gamechanger #brennanleemulligan #illuminatedmanuscript <idk how tags work here

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Aug 3

This is what I got so far

A small grey fuzzy ball on the palm of my hand

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Aug 1

if i put my hand in front of chao while shes in eepy kitty mode theres a 50/50 shot she settles and uses my hand as a pillow

Mia the Calligrapher@tspcalligrapher· Jul 26

Egat they don't tell you about Toronto summers is that there are a million little street and culture festivals going on simultaneously and it is a delicious way to discover 45 dollars missing from your pockets P: