It’s that time again :D See you tonight, heathens!

It’s that time again :D See you tonight, heathens!

Thank you 🫵🏽 Your generous support keeps our infernal sanctuary burning for weekly virtual gatherings and unholy programming 🕯️ - TheSatanicTemple.tv 🐐📺

It’s that time again :D See you tonight, heathens!

Thank you 🫵🏽 Your generous support keeps our infernal sanctuary burning for weekly virtual gatherings and unholy programming 🕯️ TheSatanicTemple.tv 🐐📺

Extra, extra! 📰 TST’s Satanic Revival: Friday May 1 - Saturday May 2 Keynote speaker: Lucien Greaves (Saturday May 2 @ 5:45 pm) 🐐🎤 Tickets: Satanic-revival.com See you in Baltimore!

Hellmouth Religious Services: Hexennacht - A Holiday Celebration - 4/28/2026 From witch hunts to Satanic panics — we remember the innocent, inspect the threads of the past, and weave toward justice. Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV. See you there 🐐🕯️

Extra, extra! 🐐📰 The Satanic Temple's first ever Satanic Revival is LESS THAN one week away, on Friday, May 1st & Saturday, May 2nd in Baltimore, Maryland. Get your tickets: satanic-revival.com

Grab your tix, it’s a party 🐐🌎🎶 SATANIC PLANET - @satanicplanet.bsky.social 🌴 April 28th - San Diego, CA @ Casbah w/ Silent, RX Pink Noise 🗽April 30th - New York, NY @ TV Eye w/ HIRS Collective, Commitment, Bailey Pope 👹 May 2nd - Baltimore, MD @ The Satanic Revival - satanic-revival.com

The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 checks on his Satanic Garden Gnomes every morning in the same order. He visits the rose bed before the vegetable patch. He visits the pond after the vegetable patch. He checks the front gate last. What is his route? 🤔🗺️ Discuss below 👇🏽

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The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 was cornered outside the dispensary by a bunch of business-savvy Girl Scouts AGAIN. This time, he ran into a used records store to hide… How much do you think he spent there and what do you think he bought? 🤔💿 Discuss below 👇🏽

Extra, extra! 🐐📰 The Satanic Temple’s Protect Children Project (PCP) has secured a religious accommodation for a student at Elizabeth High School in Elizabeth, Colorado. To read more 👉🏽 thesatanictemple.com/blogs/news/t... #SignalBoost

Hellmouth Religious Services: Satanic Regard: A Satanic Homily - 4/14/2026 What does it mean to live Satanically? (NOTE: This is a re-broadcast) Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV. See you there 🐐🕯️

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The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 was cornered outside the dispensary by a bunch of business-savvy Girl Scouts. He bought 4 boxes of The Minty Ones at $5 each and 2 boxes of The Lemon Ones at $6 each. How much did he spend? 🤔🍪 Discuss below 👇🏽

Hellmouth Religious Services: Satanic Regard: A Satanic Homily - 4/14/2026 What does it mean to live Satanically? (NOTE: This is a re-broadcast) Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV. See you Tuesday 🐐🕯️

Missed ‘The Big One’ yesterday? We got you! The [4/05/2026 update] is available now on TSTTV 🐐📺👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...

The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙 isn’t trying to stay at the family thing for long. He has 20 sheets of foil to wrap his to-go plate(s). How many sheets does he have left after wrapping his to-go plates? 🤔 Discuss below 👇🏽

Extra, extra! 🐐⚖️ TOMORROW: Join TST’s Legal Updates livestream to hear more about The Satanic Temple’s historic victory in the Arkansas Ten Commandments lawsuit! Sunday, April 5 at 8 PM ET/5 PM PT Streaming live at thesatanictemple.com/livestream

Extra, extra! 🐐📰 BREAKING NEWS: The Satanic Temple Wins Historic Baphomet v. 10 Commandments Monument Case in Arkansas Read more: thesatanictemple.com/blogs/news/t... #SignalBoost for #ReligiousFreedom

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Black Philip 🐐 breaks 3 of the #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙’s potion bottles every day. He makes 5 new ones each day. He starts with 10 bottles. How many bottles does he have after 6 days? 🤔🧪 Discuss below 👇🏽

Hellmouth Religious Services: Anarchism vs. The Leviathan - A Deliberation on Tenet II - 3/24/2026 There is a Leviathan submerged in our theology... Services at 8PM CET, 8PM EST, & 8PM PST on TSTTV. See you there 🐐🕯️

The #MidnightGoat 🐐🌙, Black Philip, and the Witch each make a claim. One always lies, one always tells the truth, one is random. With Black Philip known to be contractually obligated to lie…What is Wednesday’s weather? 🤔 Discuss below 👇🏽

Extra, extra! 🐐📰 Satan Saves! Mark your calendars for the return of The Satanic Temple’s Day of Action Blood Drive May 1-May 31. Learn more: tst.page/dayofaction26 #TSTDayOfAction

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Extra, extra! 🐐📰 TST Kentucky is hosting their annual Menstruatin' with Satan, a Satanic Good Works donation drive from March 13-April 13 collecting menstrual products that will benefit survivors of domestic violence in SE KY. Donations can be purchased at tinyurl.com/TSTKYMWS #SignalBoost