SnorklefishToblerone
@tunafi
I have been told that I am friend shaped.
@maureenjohnsonbooks.com podcasting in her closet in New York City’s skyline
Me on the phone with @maureenjohnsonbooks.com asking her to please come pick me up from the party because no one else wants to talk about the 18 & 1/2 minutes of deleted sound from the Watergate tapes.
@maureenjohnsonbooks.com at home with her circular saw while Oscar is across the Atlantic
I’m very proud to have been able to say my career in public libraries had some sort of effect
stage managers will be like “I know a spot we can hang out outside the theater during breaks” and the spot is
I wish I had the energy of Paul McCartney scrolling instagram and liking dope ass pictures of himself
@maureenjohnsonbooks.com opening up the letter explaining her health insurance is going to cost the same as a large pickup truck this year
When the end came for Billy, it was not what we would call the ideal fan reenactment of Britney Spears‘ Toxic.
