Please someone make it stop
😂 Hard hitting stuff from Kalshi Boy.
Move over forever wars, we’re now forever guardians.
Please sir do another interview with me!
About to make the Cal Bears a powerhouse
We doing bedazzling again?
Yeah, it was the political consultants and not the media who helped him achieve cult status. 😂
“The Establishment”
For fuck sakes.
The ladies who give my dogs a treat on our walk also had a treat for me. Finally, been complaining about this for awhile.
Keep waiting for her to hold up a hair wrapped stick and break it.
Non-alcoholic Fireball shots are the first sign of the apocalypse, per the sacred scrolls.
Gen X equivalent to Taylor and Travis wedding.
Back to the Future was released 41 years ago today…and besides being an alltimer movie, every 80s kid wanted Marty McFly’s shoes.
You had me at Stinky Pinky…
Your honor, I’d like to present this screenshot as an admission of guilt.
Feels like a story you should have sleeves for.
I put the hashbrown patty on my Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich from Jack in the Box.
JD couldn’t stay because he has a book release event at the Nixon Library.
Turns out the new Pentagon policy of prescribing Monster energy drinks and Zyn’s for all ailments isn’t effective.
The only way to save the Reflecting Pool.
Marco…blink twice if you are being held hostage
