Turner
@turnerhawkins
it’s called soccer. home cook, taller than you, go cats. one must imagine Sisyphus happy!
listening to the first @solidverbal.com CFB conference preview episodes on my Sunday errands today
home from work and there’s no MLS western conference to watch to wind down
frantically searching for something to watch since there’s no World Cup tonight
That Turkey goal maybe the purest distilled real life version of this I’ve ever seen
Frenkie I think you’re good bro but you gotta admit it’s a lot of X-axis here
funniest Aussie response: claiming Freeman (circled) was “obstructing keeper’s vision” and therefore offside. My siblings in soccer I think the keeper’s vision was obstructed by being on the deck way too early
yes I hate them too no I don’t want to talk about it for the whole tournament
“Gone down with a cramp, which won’t be an uncommon sight with the conditions at this World Cup” maybe so but not today lmfao
me and the missus teaching ourselves cribbage is a fun 2026 side quest I’d never have forecast
I-65 closure day is here. Congrats to the entire city on having surface level office chat fuel for the next three months
“It’s what I imagined the inside of the titanic felt and sounded like”-my wife
