The Birds The Turtles and The Bees
@turtlebee
Going through my bird phase in a big way.
Wow, my copy of Blades '68 already arrived! That was fast.
It's way too expensive for a hand tool but this is the superior gender neutral hardware
I know poop is part of having a bird, but it's not cool when she flies over, looks me right in the eyes while pooping on my shirt, and then flies away.
Sometimes I'm not sure if Wikipedia's style does dry humor perfectly or if it's unintentional, but this opening paragraph is a beaut.
We are not mutals, but you need to meet my best friend that my big mean old partner won't let me take home because she cares about peace and quiet of all things.
We should just leave this thing up for the rest of the Trump presidency and let him think he built his arch.
My favorite girl has a home and I'm so happy for her even if it means trips to get bird food will be less exciting.
And I know Thiel thinks women are really human but...
Excuse me I can't hear you, I've got a banana in my ear.
How can something so small coo so loudly? (Pretty sure we have a nest on our roof.)
It's been months and they still hate the new phone camera because it's to lavender out something. So sad.
I guess reading comprehension really isn't your thing?
I feel silly spending $50 on a wrench but holy shit this tool is exactly what I wanted and goodbye to horrible crescent wrenches.
It really bugs me that the all x are either y or z meme references a Calvin and Hobbes strip that has nothing to do comparisons like that.
My first computer (it cost one dollar at a garage sale, it was still awesome.)
Kahuna. It's out of print, but it's fairly easy to get. Small little box so it doesn't take much space. What I love about it is it is a simple, chill, (but also mean?) little territory control game that really rewards traditional card playing skills.
The budgie is on the new toy. This is not a drill. I repeat: the budgie is on the new toy. 🪶