Twin Dad

@twinsurvivalist

I love Peeps, candy corn, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm perfect. My talented daughter’s art: dumb jokes:

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Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· 16d

Forgive me

A fake animal crossing screen saying show me them titties

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· 16d

I’m not mature enough for the internet

A fake snickers ad saying titties, show em.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· 16d

🤷‍♂️

A fake snickers add saying Excuse me my nuts are down here

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· 17d

The name of this food stand makes me irrationally angry.

A taco shack with the HORRIBLE NAME of Taco About It.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· 19d

Wildflowers above tree line in the Rockies

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· 19d

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

A face of a guy who is so disgusted and his face shows it. Lips turned disgustedly. Eyes squinted. Odd hair

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· Jul 8

Shameless plug for my daughter’s shop on Threadless. Lots of original art designs by her (never AI). Check it out. But a shirt or a bag or a blanket or lots of other things. cattyaddiearts.threadless.com

Colorful artwork of a stylized face with large purple eyes, bright abstract patterns, and handwritten positive messages like “Love Yourself” and “Be Your Self” and others.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· Jul 6

Turning the TV up is my go to when someone near me is crying.

Apple News Spotlight
Cannabis use is surging in the U.S. Here's how it affects brain health. Plus, the best thing to do when someone is crying.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· Jul 3

He’s always so damn happy

A happy one-eyed tan pug sitting in lush green garden plants with its tongue curled out.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· Jul 2

More mature

The couple that climbed the Empire State Building with a flag saying show dem titties. You know what to do.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· Jul 2

Very mature

The couple that climbed the Empire State Building with a flag saying poo poo pee pee in impeccable penmanship.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· Jun 19

bsky license generator found here:

https://kojira.github.io/bluesky-license/

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· Jun 16

Monochrome Monday

A full body drawing that looks just like me.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· Jun 13

Interesting, if a bit dim 😃

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 31

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18

1996 movie cover for Backdoor Nurses, showing a woman posing in a light top and shiny red skirt with the title displayed vertically.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 23

Instructions on how to hang a jersey frame on the wall in case you want to show off your LeeBronn Jamess jersey.

Instruction sheet showing six steps for installing a framed basketball jersey display, including measuring the wall, marking bracket placement, drilling holes, mounting hardware, and hanging a yellow jersey with the name Jamess and number 6.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 23

A roll of stickers that have abnormal written on them

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 22

This was probably better than the actual 500 will be.

Turn four of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway looking at the rear ends of wiener mobiles racing.

Turn four of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway looking at the front ends of wiener mobiles racing.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 22

A Waffle House themed sign saying BIG NATTYS.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 21

I don’t normally like to drop pics that show this much of me, but when you just got a new mangosaur shirt, you need to show off.

My torso wrapped in a yellow shirt. On the shirt is dinosaur made of mango. There are two ovals around the Dino and mangosaur is written at the bottom.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 18

Days without sitting on my balls:

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 17

My chest hair is moving north like it wants to invade my beard.

A close up of my beard and neck. Wearing a green and white striped shirt. My beard is mostly white and my chest hair is reaching towards my face.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 16

You missed more boobs.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 6

Burger King ad saying PLAY WITH MY INNIE NIPPLE
And I'll fondle your pretty bits

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 6

A Burger King ad saying premature ejaculator…. I’m finished

You know, cause finished before even starting

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 6

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· May 1

If you see this post a bird

This is a drawing of a hand giving the middle finger. The hand has a disturbing face on it with a smile.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· Apr 25

Cascade: buy our product so you don’t have to eat off of cum soaked plates.

A dishwasher repair man showing the world that there is cum on the duty plate.

Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· Apr 18

Nice timeline pairing

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it's not underwear it's a tank bottom
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Twin Dad@twinsurvivalist· Apr 5

You all thought he was gone forever, but he is risen -- and now on stage number one! Give it up for The Big Jeeeeeeeesus!