@tydee
I’ve written over 6,000 anti-MAGA limericks during the last 7 years. They used to be funny
Tanks A Lot For the high cost of filling gas tanks Americans owe Donald their thanks What’s an extra 29% And you can’t afford rent When times are good for the Billionaire ranks
Max Miller For a Max Miller, who’s running on GOP slate Recent behavior revelations are not very great Boiling water at wife thrown Broke his tot’s collarbone And the petty cruelty of “Blue Bunny-gate”
Trump: "Spain is a wasted cause. We don't want to do any trade business with Spain anymore, by the way. I'd like to cut it off. Spain is a terrible partner in NATO. Cut off all trade with Spain, please. Including visits. We don't want anything to do. They're hopeless. Bad people." Also Trump …
Ending ICE Abuse When ICE agents, citizens assault FBI investigates who is at fault But with each new ICE shooting It gets tough proof refuting So the solution is, simply, to investigations halt
Gas Prices For months when Trump’s minions speak About gas prices at historic peak They say, “Just you wait” Things will be great When gas prices go down in a week
Economic Struggles Americans who are painfully caught By much higher prices for things they have bought Must be disheartened to learn They can’t to President turn Since he doesn’t give them a moment’s thought
Although your job may sometimes require you to do unpleasant things, you don’t have to smile doing them
Inflation Corporate America thinks it wouldn’t be nice For Trump’s inflation it’s profits slice To profit margins maintain It will pass on the pain And have consumers absorb all the pain
Pain MAGAs can financial pain tolerate In order to make America great They’ll pay much more for fuel If it’s even more cruel To people and countries they hate
Affordable Housing Will the MAGA voters be pleased to see Affordable housing bill passed by majority Or will they be dismayed By comments Trump made That affordable housing’s not a priority
Hegseth Poor Pete Hegseth is hopping mad Press photographers made him look bad Since he felt unmanned He’s had them all banned My he’s a thin-skinned narcissistic lad
Oil Prices As oil price leaps to new highs Thanks to Trump raining “death from the skies” Paying more at the pump Is a small price, per Trump “ONLY A FOOL WOULD THINK OTHERWISE!”
Wait, did we go to war to distract from Trump being in the Epstein Files only to release more Epstein Files to distract from the war that we started to distract from Trump being in the Epstein Files?
December 6, 1941: Japan makes very clear that Pearl Harbor is the beginning of a “limited operation” and it has no intention of being at war