ITS NATIONAL UNDERWEAR DAY so here’s what I’m wearing. Don’t mind what’s underneath

Cheeked up and locked up

Say bye to the fuzz. Getting trimmed up today

What would you do if you looked over and saw me driving with my cage out

I don’t care about soil compaction rates or graded slopes, IM TOO HORNY TO BE AT WORK

What do you mean ITS ONLY TUESDAY

Lazy day, think I need a massage

After a while I don’t even notice I’m wearing it 😵‍💫

Should I trim for summer or keep the fuzz?

Is the bulge in front as big as the cheeks in back?

The cage outline is barely noticeable, right?

Not a lot of sleep happening in this sleeping bag

Wants to come out and play

I feel like red makes it look bigger

Why does the weekend have to end. Locked back up due to public outrage.

Straight up cheeks in your face

Late night bath. Might drain my balls… AGAIN

By the time I’m 30 my balls will hang to my knees

Another horny start to the weekend

Just hangin out. Floppin around

It’s so hot my balls are melting

I definitely sunburned my balls… who’s gonna lather me in aloe

I feel a slight breeze

I’ll be doing some evil things once I get my hands on $410

Trying to keep warm in this rain

Working out at home in as little clothing as possible

Sorry guys but I’m busy all day tomorrow

Isn’t it supposed to be summer? Why’d I have to break out a hoodie?

CRANKIN HOG ON THE PATIO

Another road trip. Too bad I don’t have a passenger to play with 😉