Tyler, from the Internet

@tylerfromtheinternet

Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity. Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him Seattle

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Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· 29d

As a person who like most people enjoy Spaceballs: The Movie, my deepest thanks and appreciation to whomever made this first promotional image for the sequel, letting me know with deadly efficiency I never need to watch this new flick or think about it ever again. Super kind actually.

spaceballs 2 movie poster, which is just the comb in the desert from the first one making the number 2 in the sand

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 12

we saw you from across the bar, and dig your vibe; we were hoping to Get Out you

Mitch McConnell sitting fully clothed in a seeming chair with pillows with Elaine Chao next to his chair in a rumpled white shirt on.

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 12

this bad boy can fit so many bread in it

the slaps the hood of the car meme, but the guy slapping the car is me and the car is also me

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 11

Ayo Edebiri wearing a "Do Not Talk To Me About Al, I Will Kill Myself" shirt and also a mask

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 11

the patriarch of the proudfoots at bilbos party shouting proudFEET but I turned it to bigFEET

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 11

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

a picture of a men's wearhouse but the word men has gone out in the lit lettered sign, so it looks like it just says sWearhouse

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 11

a drawing from hyperbole and a half of a brain happily shouting no!

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 10

face I'm submitting for Bluesky verification

nord vpn man from the problematic internet historical channel's ads

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 10

GANG! COME AT LOOK AT ALL THE GOOD PRAXIS I'M DOING

ron Burgundy yelling into a mirror, presumably at people nearby

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 10

bb Anakin skywalker aka future garth blader in a pod fighter saying now this is praxis like a little baby. his helmet and goggles look stupid. he is nine years old.

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 9

you forgot the cigarettes please go back out

DADDY'S HOME, the white house tweets, with a picture of Trump Standing on the NATO OTAN stage during the Ankara summit thingy

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 9

A Newspaper that reads "Mitch MCconnell was alive hours before he died"

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 7

lady do you see what you've done

Chiti from the Good Place anxiously saying "Okay, but that's worse. You do see how that's worse, right?"

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 7

God this is weird Men would rather pretend there are no men who don't rape than go to therapy "not even a whiff" like, if you think this is a mere hint like a single sample spritz of perfume I am scared of what you might do when you think you can get away with it

Michael Tracey
@mtracey
Good luck being a heterosexual male Democratic candidate anymore with even a whiff of anything but the most pristine romantic/dating history, because wherever you might fall on the party's ideological spectrum, the minute you hit national notoriety, the knives are coming out hard

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 6

the wrong actor from Home Alone 2 died

the dad from walk hard in a house robe sitting in a rocking chair pissed the wrong kid died

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 4

the cast of spin city and mamdani from that pic

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 4

the context

o it begins to look, if we examine history, as if our first American president George Washington was a unique individual; not only capable of leadership but personally modest, shrinking from ostentation, pomp; he declined being King, insisting upon "president" which would not be
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Joyce Carol Oates
@JoyceCarolOates
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if "communists" are persons living in "communes" there are probably a few in the US likely living in convents or monasteries; otherwise, none.

communism is a thoroughly failed/discredited political idea of the 20th century some will say was never given a chance, ruined by the x.com/factpostnews/s…
Hopeful🍄Pessimist
@MineAndDine1204
He personally owned human beings, Joyce.
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person in 2026 thinking that, in the 1770's, most rich landowners were not slaveholders & thus very bad folks by 2026 standards; seeming to think that, since Washington was a man of his time, & everyone then was bad, there should have been no first US President at all.
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@MineAndDine1204
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Replying to @JoyceCarolOates
He personally owned human beings, Joyce.
Carmi Cason
@CarmiCason
Imo, whether an aristocrat in any culture is a slaveowner depends largely on the character or competence of the aristocrat - or the interference or incentives of other aristocrats (See St. Clare’s description of the slave system in Uncle Tom’s Cabin).

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 4

aw yis

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 3

hmmmm, because AI is so shitty, do you think I'd be able to con my way into becoming an aerospace engineer with 0 experience? because the AI recruter seems to think I have a lot!

Hi Tyler, I noticed your background in aerospace automation at Electroimpact while reviewing our database. Varstaff has a full-time Test Engineer opening in Kent, WA. This role directly impacts human spaceflight via the New Glenn orbital launch vehicle. It seems like a great way to apply your machine design skills to space exploration. Would you like more details about the opportunity?

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 3

I'm sorry I'm sorry I cannot stop laughing at keep the military out of politics said sincerely, like I'm sitting in my chair just continually busting up about it's just so funny to me big Lebowski scene but replace "lead" and "they got us working in shifts" with "keep the military out of politics"

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 3

"HA HA HA, Oh wow" is an expression that is used to mockingly express disbelief and astonishment, most notably in the form of a two-pane reaction image based on a comic strip from The Adventures of TinTin.
The Internet culture wiki Oh Internet claims that the phrase “Ha Ha Ha, Oh Wow” first gained notoriety on 4chan circa 2007 with a two-pane comic taken from a 1950 edition of the daily cartoon series The Adventures of TinTin in which the character Captain Haddock laughs hysterically at the idea of a person landing on the moon

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 3

you can tell @alsoashleybarron.com and I are professionals based on our work chat

asking to talk on the phone)

Out at luuuunch

So NO

4m

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

4m

Trying this new fish and chips place with my buddy, opened this week and it's packed to... the gills

ВАМ

4m

You basstard

3m

puns just for the halibut

fintastic

3m

oh no somebody else can do puns and suddenly she's Floundering 3m

I sea what you're doing and it pacifically fishses me off

2m

don't be koi you love it

2m

We krilled this.

Now

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Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 3

Joo Dee smiling at the camera as she lies

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 3

the badly drawn "i'll do it again" goofy

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 3

Gonzo from the Muppets + Klinger from M*A*S*H + a bat (or mynok) + a racist balloon =

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 2

Actually, young lady, I believe the words you so strategically used were "I ACCIDENTALLY flavor blasted my goldfish"

bebe from kill Bill, bill is handing her a sandwich

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 1

Spiderman clinging to avengers tower looking out at NYC saying this

Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet· Jul 1

I got a new pin and it came with a sticker!