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@tymo214

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Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· 26d

Off topic, but: I have never seen the top of Michael Tracey’s head before and, though I knew his lettuce was pretty fucked, I had no idea he was in such desperate need of someone to tell him to just go to the horseshoe cut already. Dude looks like the “Well, Ackshually” meme

Cartoonish illustration of an overweight, balding guy with the caption “Ackchually”

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· 26d

I preface this by saying I, too, believe ATJ is gorgeous, but I feel like a police sketch artist’s rendering of her might look closer to this than we’d care to admit

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Jul 13

First thing I remember seeing Sam Neill in and he was so adorable, musing about raising rabbits and having a fat American wife, or two… I hope he gets to see Montana Rest in Peace

Screenshot of Sam Neill’s death scene in The Hunt For Red October

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Jul 10

Un-fucking-believable

They knew his name from local labor organizers and activists, and they had watched a video on the internet of him talking about oysters. Struck by his left-leaning ideology, his working-class affect and his gravelly voice, they became convinced that he could win a Senate seat in Maine — and quickly persuaded Mr.
Platner of the same.
The initial headhunters, Dan Moraff and Leanne Fan, and then a third out-of-state operative they called up to Maine — Morris Katz — told Mr. Platner he was "the one" a
"hero of the movement," "a historical figure" who could be "leading a revolution," according to half a dozen people with knowledge of their

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Jul 9

Predator Handshake Meme. One side is Ferrari, one side is World Cup VAR. they are shaking on the phrase “we are checking”

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Jun 25

This is some fucking bullshit.

ESPN Alert that the WNBA has suspended Alyssa Thomas one game for making contact with a fist to Caitlin Clark’s throat

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Jun 20

This shit is fucking gross

Post from DHS account of an image of USMNT players, including one who is a birthright citizen, that reads DEFEND THE HOMELAND
ONE nation, One Home, and One team.
The text of the post is OUR SOIL with an American flag emoji.

An account called USMNT Burner points out the usage of the image of a player who is only eligible to play for the squad due to birthright citizenship

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Jun 16

My hand is almost as big as Andre’s was…😉

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Jun 16

Honestly, I’ve seen bigger.

Andre the Giant’s hand dwarfing a regular beer can

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 27

Just found out Thyroid cancer has been diagnosed with Pam Bondi

Worst person you know meme with altered headline-
Heartbreaking: The Worst Disease You Know Infected the Right Guy

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 24

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 23

The other kind of Ferengi/Quark episode: Grand Nagus Zek and Quark trick Nog into flying them into the wormhole so the Ferengi can open trade talks with the Prophets. Meanwhile, Bashir and O’Brien argue over which of them gets to portray General Bernard Montgomery in the holosuite. Worf prevails

Fake title card for a DS9 episode called “Temple of the Profits”

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 23

“It’s not my fault the illegal activity I facilitated endangered the lives of the entire crew!”

Fake title card for a DS9 episode called “What Did Quark Do This Time?”

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 23

Some of my least favorite DS9 episodes:

Fake title card for a DS9 episode called “Julian Finds A Pretty Lady He Can Fix”

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 23

Fake DS9 title card for an episode called “A Little Terrorism, As A Treat”

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 21

Damn…he could.

Edit of an image of Yoshinobu Yamamoto with a low ponytail

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 18

My favorite thing is going under these posts and liking every time someone tells another person that Disturbed’s Sound of Silence cover is a steaming pile of shit.

Screenshot of a post asking for cover songs better than the original with a still of George costanza from Seinfeld

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 12

What a legitimately insane way to want to consume film and television

Adriana Verhagen on LinkdIn:
films and series have filler characters, it sucks for the viewer it takes up space but doesn’t add anything to the story. I tend to skip through these scenes manually. So why Isn’t there a way to deselect scenes of certain characters on Netflix or pretty much any content viewing platform, and have that configuration be applied throughout the show. Begs to as what about experiencing the web in general? why isn’t there a way to instantly see a website how you want to experience it, what information should or shouldn’t be there, how it is organized and it instantly adapts to your needs and wishes. It gets better over time. I don’t think this is scifi level thinking, it feels close. An autonomous and highly adaptable UI, it makes me hopeful that digital experiences can become more beautiful and intuitive

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 9

“You maniacs!!!!!”

Parody image of the Statue of Liberty shot at the end of Planet of the Apes showing the top of the golden Trump statue sticking out of the sand

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 3

That last lap was brutal. Fuck me

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 2

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· May 1

Charge Ferrari with criminal negligence for still having never brought a white livery to Miami.

Ricardo Stubbs and Sonny Crocker posing next to a white Ferrari Testarossa

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Apr 26

The reverse Vince McMahon O face meme

Text of the Ella Langley post combined with a four panel meme with the reactions getting progressively worse.
The top two panels show stills of Jim Carey gagging, the third shows a man, on his knees, vomiting in a toilet, the fourth panel shows a man sitting on the toilet and vomiting in a trash can

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Apr 10

Me, whenever I see a Republican politician, but especially bitchass Mike Johnson

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Apr 3

I just looked up at this candelabra at my grandmother’s house and my brain immediately anthropomorphized it. That little hip cock? It’s like if Lumier was slightly cuntier

An ornate, black, metal candelabra with a decorative, swirling design

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Apr 2

It may not be the funniest tweet, but it’s in the reply hall of fame

Charlie Kirk tweets: At a Starbucks this morning & the baristas had their approved gender pronouns

We are creating a society of people waiting to be offended

@doththedoth replies: it seems like you were the one offended my good bitch

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Mar 31

Me, every time I hear Long December

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Mar 24

LOL, don’t I look exactly like this fictional psychopathic serial killer???? I swear to god if people vote for this man…

Gavin Newsom post asking if the comparison between his appearance and Patrick Bateman’s is accurate.

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Mar 21

This is spectacular

Visa Cash App Red Bull F1 car special livery for the Japanese Grand Prix

Tyson, OLD 🍉@tymo214· Mar 14

You’d think that Texas A&M would’ve put their sponsorship on David Malukas’ car…