Tyrant Biggles
@tyrantbiggles
Descendant of American Tories. I borrow smart ideas. The dumb ones I create myself. Rye bread enthusiast. A secret message is encoded into every tweet. Fuck Greg Abbott.
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Marsha Blackburn is going shank the very next communist she sees, she swears to God!
And eagles. And the Stars and Stripes. And pipe YMCA through the pump intercoms.
Tired of the drudgery of making your own algae? Try Mr. Algae instead!
I haven't heard a conspiracy theory as crazy as Trump's Algaegate since Laura Loomer wanted new tires.
It's the livery of his current private jet just inverted. It's also the livery he plagiarized from the now defunct Trans World Airways. Trump never creates, he steals.
Wouldn't the wife of Stephen Miller build up a tolerance of disgusting-feeling skin?
I did it. I'm an Antifa operative and I put that algae in the Reflecting Pool on direct order from George Soros.
I want to personally thank all the medical doctors who kept Dick Cheney alive long enough for him to witness the folly of his Unitary Executive political philosophy.