Vandalf nee Saruvan
@u96-saruvan
My kids are my favorite humans; There is no hope for the rest of you. DMs have me like 😑. I’m asst. stationary & lead maintenance turn-screw. I have a ‘mind of metal & wheels’. My h̶o̶m̶e̶ had 627k miles. Trading wheels for walls. Finally.
#BalconySolar should be a thing everywhere anyone rents a space. #TheGiftOfLaurelin #PhotovoltaicFreedom #PlugIntoTheSun ; the biggest ƃuıʞɔnɟ nuclear reactor we have at our doorstep. #SunlightIsFree www.ewg.org/news-insight...
@sfpublicworks.bsky.social Hi, y’all. Sending this to you because SFWPS isn’t answering and 311 sends me there. There’s water leaking from an SFWPS asset at 695 John Muir Dr. It’s been leaking for weeks. I lifted the lid and saw a jet emitting from the fitting. That’s a lot of water.
Not my image. From another redditor in #SFtown Fireworks at the #GoldenGateBridge. They closed it for this. They closed it for #Mordor Our #KarlTheFog ALWAYS & every year takes the front row, yet the city keeps planning this. #Facepalm #HappyIndependenceDay
,uıʞɔnɟ A! It’s a bit more worn out than this now, but that’s kind of the way we are now too.
I had a similar idea for fleets of utility-branded commuter cars in large residential buildings with multiple levels of parking. A long time ago, in SF. Cars parked feed energy back when/if needed. Use of car billed to users existing account. Multiple interior configurations, R/LHD, hub motors…
Y’all. It’s only been a short two months. I’m only now accustomed to awaking to a space in which I am able to stand to full height. I have a home. I don’t have to live in my van unless I’m traveling. Laying in a real bed right now, realizing I feel home-ish.
This is how my ex ended up with our cats. I miss them. RIP Pookersauce and Squinneroo.
I love that he channeled that amazing skit when he performed his villain role as Max Zorin in ‘A View To A Kill’
My little sis works at a vet clinic. She sent me this image of a client’s dog ʇıɥs baggie. A ʇıɥs bag of a ʇıɥsbag. #trumpIsShit #LikeADog #funny #OrangeShitstain
For the next round of #NoKings protests. Or maybe for the celebration of the inevitable undoing of a stupid regime. The Horn of Melkor; discordant, loud, chaotic but part of a larger plan.
I’m no sparky. Those folk have some #madskills. But I did get to be the building onsite sparky today. A backed up drain caused water seepage onto the lights one level below. So after playing plumber, I did surgery on the garage lights. #YayMe #BlackthumbEngineering #JackofalltradesMasterofnone
Listen to #VandalftheGrey thrumble! He’s alive and rolling again. Contex: this is today, doing a quick shakedown on the way to resume the refueling journey. The initial repair shakedown run ended in just 200’. #NotAMechanic Patting myself on the back for this one. #FordESeries #FTW
Y’all. My “new” van, #VandalftheGrey left me stranded on Mirkroute 101 some two months back. He suffered a popped plug. Easy fix, made worse with a failed repair. Result: myoCardial infarction; A Car-t attack. He met his Balrog. Been laid up since. Now, he’s back! Still greyish-green, though.
Just found what looks like a species of #spider I thought only lived in #Australia. I found it in #SouthSanFrancisco at #CentennialWayParkSouth. Is this the work of a #FunnelWebSpider?
I know there are some people out there who think #flushablewipes are just that. As a maintenance engineer, it is alarming this #marketinglie continues. If you toss these in a commode, I have a question: Why do you hate other people so goddamn much?
I’m cleaning out my office of stuff that’s been there since the building was built. Been here for two years and haven’t had the chance to do this until now. And now it looks even messier. But at least my pegboards now have the tools I need ready at hand. #barkedknuckles
Too tame, AI. Make it a big wood chipper rather than a semiautomatic rear-loader.
If #CBS & #BrendanCarr wanted to keep #Talarico off #TheLateShow, why did they watermark the internet-only video as if they approve it?
The ad placement around this article is too ƃuıʞɔnɟ great! #IntelligenceTest #MarjorieTrailerGreene #Irony
#SanFrancisco park-goers beware. #SunsetDunes park is frequented by an early thirties man on a white bike who likes to terrorize children and is unable to be civil toward kids or their parents. If you visit the space & see him, be wary & do not engage. He’s dangerous. #SFPD #ParkRangers take note.
Hey! What are you listening to at the moment? I’m jamming to the song #Griftwood by #Ghost #TobiasForge Good stuff. Especially relevant given how #Christofascism is prevalent and looking to make a buck and push ʎʇʇᴉɥs agendas. music.apple.com/us/album/gri...
#ReleaseTheEpstienFilesNow That dumbshit motherfucking piece of shit-stained month-old shart of a man is a ped0. He’s hurt kids, & he’s hurting everyone else because he doesn’t want us to know how much he’s hurt kids. People who hurt kids don’t deserve mercy or forgiveness. Fuck this debile moron!
#DearSanta I hope I’ve been good the last year. I’d like one of these. #LEGO is the forever-toy. #Gameboy one year in a stocking… #pleaseOhplease can I have one of these this year?!