Ryan Massey
@uaiu
I have somehow found myself living in Rotterdam, NL. Dad. Low effort photography. Opinions are my own
Can’t believe I moved to a new continent and I’m still getting emails about Doroteos extended f150 warranty
Not sure how my dumbass stumbled into a life were this can be my “commute” back from work
Some people would hate this, I love living in a vibrant city listening to the sound of human joy. Today featuring the sounds of Rotterdam Carnaval
Well this should be fun in a top floor apartment with no AC and single pane windows
My theory that Dutch people will bring their horses literally anywhere continues to be undefeated
Was about to say its crazy how long the days are here. I'm tired of the sun, but too tired and sleepy to stay up for the night.
Searched for "Sunrise Sunset times" and this was the automatically generated AI response at the top of the search. Great technology, no notes. Very useful
First diabolical European uncut pizza where you are given scissors. Though to be fair, cutting pizza with scissors is very satisfying feeling
I forgot how insane landlords are, our front door is so rotted and spongy you can see light through it and I’m pretty sure I could put my finger through it and the landlord said they’d send a painter 🤣
NGL, pigeon who got crushed by a drawbridge might be my favorite museum exhibit ever
It’d be a real shame if someone in this area didn’t bring a rain jacket and has to wait for a bus with no shelter