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A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Jun 27

Marked Safe From Being Attractive To This Man Today. Meme based on Facebook’s marked safe function.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Jun 14

Meme in Magic the Gathering card format. Title: Oobh i got plany off time. Cost: 2 fire lands. Image: MS paint lookin guy melting into a bed thinking Oobh i got plany off time. Arrow points at guy reads does not, in fact, have any time. Timing: instant. Mechanics: Take an extra turn after this one. At the beginning of that turn’s end step, you lose the game. Flavor text: professor: ur research paper is due tomorrow.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· May 15

Damn. LOL

A wobbly hand-drawn circle with an equilateral triangle superimposed over it. Triangle 1%

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Apr 17

Panel 1 a cartoon person looks at a monitor horrified. Panel 2 a cartoon person and devil look at a monitor horrified. Panel 3 a cartoon person, devil, and angel look at a monitor horrified. Panel 4 cartoon NSA and FBI agents look at a monitor horrified in a dark room.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Apr 8

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Mar 3

I hope you get tummy relief soon.

My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government. A cartoon image of a very round rain frog yelling.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Feb 16

My enormous jade plant in flower from a couple months ago! I have to lug it outside when the weather allows, but the flowers in winter are worth it. 😊

A large, three-trunked jade plant covered in small, white star-shaped flowers.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Jan 7

I yelled! Absolutely not!!

Things that make you go. Illustration of a dramatic possum clutching it’s chest and grimacing.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Dec 20

Ahhhhh! What an ominous statement!!

The process means Tiger Aesthetics is “at the mercy of donated tissue,” Van Hove said. The company aims to increase its intake of donor fat as it expands its manufacturing facilities and is exploring ways to improve tissue yields, she said. “As of the beginning of 2026, we’ll be producing a ton more alloClae so that we can service the real demand that’s out there,” Van Hove said.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Nov 1

Simpsons meme Marge, labeled concerned friends and family, looking frustrated as Homer, labeled me hooting hollering, wildly empties a closet of shoes.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Oct 19

pui-pui official Tumblr post: “Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma’am, that man has been KILLED. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH.”
Followed by FrogInAPickleJar’s reblog of a photo of Benoit Blanc’s horrified open mouth mid-speech.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Sep 15

*Phew* Here it is with alt text. Had to alter a couple words to make it fit instead of going to two images.

“Fixing the Alt Right” anonymous post from 8/13/17. Don’t get trapped in an echo chamber where you can no longer relate to normies. Pretending that Charlottesville didn’t massively push the average white person away is stupid. We have the chance to actually make changes now that Trump has shifted the Overton window to the right, but we need to be smart and make the movement appealing to the AVERAGE white person: Disavow all Nazi/KKK edgelord LARPers. There is no way to lose public support quicker than going around making Nazi salutes and holding torches while chanting, “Jews will not replace us”. This instantly makes the average person hate you. Build a populist movement with realistic, incremental overt goals. Repealing the 1965 Immigration Act and replacing it with something that both limits total immigration and prioritizes white immigration is an actual tangible political goal. Keep the long-term goals covert, and don’t ever reveal your power level. Talking openly about an white ethnostate only leads to failure and the average public turning against you, so disavow anyone who reveals his power level. Leftists will recognize dog whistles and know we’re crypto, but normies won’t listen to them. Start first by focusing on multiculturalism, because it’s easier for people to see how non-white countries produce culture that is at odds with our values. People like Peter Thiel should be the voice of the alt-right, not cringelords like Richard Spencer. Hold actual speeches (with media invited) by intelligent and well spoken speakers that can tailor their speech to the average person who had been brainwashed by egalitarianism their entire life. Get pro-white people into media and educational positions. Examine and copy the successful tactics of cultural marxists. Liberal morality is deeply embedded in modern society, and it’s going to take a long time to change that. If you want to gain mainstream appeal, we must to change to be positive and not just LARPing as KKK/Nazis.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Sep 3

Had to turn off the broadcast with the NBC mouth frothing about how terrible a protest is.

Simpsons bus driver meme. Bus driver, “Don’t make me tap the sign.” He taps the sign, which reads, “Protests are meant to be disruptive.”

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Aug 26

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Aug 17

I’m already chronically ill and now I’m regular sick too so

Rainbow word art reading, “My tummy hurts. And I’m mad at the government.” With a little blushing guy in the middle.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Jun 8

With alt text

Tweet from @TerryMoran. 12:06 AM on June 8, 2025.
The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism.

Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.
But that’s not what is interesting about Miller.
It’s not brains. It’s bile.
Miller is a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. He’s a world-class hater.
You can see this just by looking at him because you can see that his hatreds are his spiritual nourishment. He eats his hate.
Trump is a world-class hater. But his hatred only a means to an end, and that end his his own glorification. That’s his spiritual nourishment.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Jun 8

The tiktok comments also got me!

AssTroPhysics69: oh no friendly fire, laughing face emojis.
UnderCoverSuperstar: A crime of passion.
The Furry Mafia: I feel like this is the opposite of a hate crime.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Apr 11

God, you’re such a piece of shit.

Microsoft Clippy saying, “Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.”

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Mar 25

This is the way

A tiny Siamese cat in a too big cozy looks thoughtfully to the side while wearing a green melon hat.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Jan 29

Someone in the group chat shared a happy lil’ snake for Lunar New Year and my sister called it ugly. In response, I drew this hideous yassified snake to appease her. Happy Lunar New Year!

A badly drawn snake like a backwards S with big eyelashes, luscious lips, and incongruous pointy nails saying, “New Year Yassss”.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Sep 19

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Green animatronic Halloween witch with sign that says “Please do not play with the witch. She is fragile.”

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Jul 14

I know that the news has been horrible and overwhelming for so long that this is my reaction.

Sickos meme but the sicko looks annoyed then throws his hands up and says “I guess!”

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· May 25

I hate how Drs want me to say how healthy I used to be to prove that I’m worth the effort or truly sick or some shit. As if being chronically ill and getting worse isn’t terrible! BUT the story I haven’t told is a time I gave blood on my period then immediately ran to class. That’s absurdly robust.

Robert Baratheon: Gods I was strong then.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Apr 30

Man nervously looking at a long, detailed, 10-step process for using a Zero Gravity Toilet. Still from Space Odyssey 2001.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Feb 26

“Could you excuse me?” Asks stressed out person, followed by screaming in the woods.

A Jelly Squishes Slowly By@ubiquisquish· Oct 2

"Always Tired" "Live like a senior adult" Wow. Well, yeah, the fun weird personality test is accurate. event.designexpo.org.tw/en