Worse-ula Owen

@ueowen

I do visas. Somehow married to @nbeaudrot.bsky.social. She/her/hers. same username on that other site. Bad opinions are entirely my own.

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Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· 10d

Bottom-up stockinette-to-yoke sweater, for Maximum Regret

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· 12d

Our son and his friend came home. The smoke has moved north. But people LIVE in Leavenworth, and Lake Wenatchee, and all along the east slope of the Cascades.

Another PurpleAir screencap, this time of a mass of red and purple AQI circles, spread from Wenatchee up across the Canadian border.

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· 12d

My son was spending this week at a sleepaway camp near Lake Wenatchee. Today it closed a day early and they sent everyone home.

A screenshot of a PurpleAir map of Lake Wenatchee and environs. The west end of the lake shows an AQI over 800.

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· 13d

Stefon meme from SNL reading "THIS BOOK HAS EVERYTHING / CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS, AND CATS"

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· 19d

Also the reticent kitten (Kimmie) let me pet her for the first time today so, all in all, #winning??

A picture of Ursula's left hand petting Tuxedo Queen Kimmie as she sits in her throne (a lambskin next to a window). Kimmie appears to be tolerating it well.

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· 24d

"Marked Safe From
World Cup Final
Today"

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· 24d

GOOD PLUM YEAR

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· 25d

Steve Buscemi trying to seem cool and young with his baseball cap turned backwards, a skateboard over his shoulder, and a Jimothy T-shirt

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· 26d

Everyone's doing fine in Seattle, why do you ask

Screenshot of a post on r/Seattle, titled "Inspirational Jimothy Fan Art", depicting Jimothy the Short Raccoon in a sketchy, cartoonish style in front of the word "BELIEVE" in all-caps. It has 834 upvotes and 64 comments.

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Jul 7

How a surprising number of people sound today

Brita from Community saying "I can excuse a Nazi tattoo but I draw the line at sexual assault"

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Jun 27

Well I was so awake that I went out to work out in the garage and picked berries afterwards, so.... not all bad...

Ursula's pink, sweaty hand with 7 tiny, perfect blackcap raspberries resting in the palm

The same hand with five gigantic Tulameen raspberries for scale

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Jun 21

Plus look at all the agates I found

A picture of Ursula's open hand, palm full of tiny, mostly untumbled agates. It is, for her, a hoard of riches.

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Jun 13

The Trump administration is absolutely fine with starving these children.

Screenshot of the article reading ""When you see that your kids are in good health, you are happy and feel good, because this is something natural, this is something human," she says. "But whenever your child is suffering, you suffer with them.""
Below this quote is a picture of the woman quoted, Yacine Lo, in a beautiful matching pink headwrap and dress, carrying her gorgeous twin children (Mame Diarra and Mame Khadime, dressed on yellow) on her hips.

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Jun 12

hell yeah brother

A picture of two books, "Oregon Rocks!" and "A Rockhound's Guide to Oregon & Washington"

Not pictured: "Gem Trails of Oregon", which I also bought

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Jun 11

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Jun 10

The life-changing magic of cooking exactly what you want for just yourself

Picture of a half-eaten plate of dinner with sliced steak with pesto, farro in the same pesto, and roasted hakurei turnips

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· May 29

Guys..... I finished it.....

Meme of guys on couch. In the first frame they are motionless, serious, waiting for the other shoe to drop, and the text reads 'PAGES 1-380 OF "QUEEN DEMON" BY MARTHA WELLS'. In the second frame they are ecstatic, amazed by what they've just experienced, and the text reads 'PAGE 381-2 OF "QUEEN DEMON" BY MARTHA WELLS'.

To be clear I enjoyed all 382 pages of "Queen Demon" by Martha Wells.

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· May 25

Black locust season, so it's time for fritters

A heaping bowl of black locust blossoms stripped from their stems. They're creamy white with green-to-red sepals and stems.

A plate of golden brown black locust fritters topped with honey and a scattering of raw blossoms

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· May 23

Yes I know it has a name but will always be "the chicken wine" to me 🥰

Web image of a bottle of La Vieille Ferme, a clear glass bottle of rosé wine with a white label with a hen and rooster on it.

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· May 22

I made dinner and it was good

A plate on a bright woven tablecloth. The left side of the plate has a heaped Vietnamese slaw of cabbage, carrots, and mint and cilantro, topped with fried shallots and chopped peanuts. The right side has seared sliced pork chops over rice with pan juice and a lime slice.

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· May 15

"Bluh bluh free diapers at what cost?!?"

A screenshot of a Zeteo article hed reading: "One Tomahawk takes up to two years to make, and the latest model costs $3.6 million. The US has used over 850 of them in Iran, according to the ...."

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Apr 22

Love going out to catch the extra early bus so I can make my 8am meeting just so Metro can play in my face

Screenshot of the One Bus Away app telling me that the bus came a minute ago, while I was at the stop, and I just didn't see it

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Apr 22

Oop, guess I'm on it too

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Apr 19

Great day for a baseball game 😌🧶⚾️

A picture of downtown Seattle from inside the Mariners baseball park. The sky is blue and lovely. Not pictured: Mariners vs. Rangers, 5-0 in the 7th inning.

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Mar 11

New gender identity just dropped

Picture of a broken sign reading 'freshly baked artisan B' lying on the ground in a parking lot

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Mar 7

Niche memes for discerning K-drama connoisseurs

A tweet altered to read "Alchemy of Souls season 2 the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like Naksu in Bu-yeon's body' and somebody will say 'so you like Bu-yeon in Naksu's body?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Mar 7

(Deep sigh)

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Mar 1

Iconic "i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb" tweet by @callherdiara, edited to read "i do not support all MOMS. some of you bitches are very GEOGRAPHICALLY CONFUSED"

Worse-ula Owen@ueowen· Feb 28

Another spite-and-rage-filled workout on the books