Sen. Lemon Gogurt

@ugarles

dumb laws deserve my thoughts on them i will do your podcast with @veryimportant.lawyer and @lronmexico.bsky.social City Saint/Country Saint with L. Ron remember the law pods? those were fun.

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· 29d

i don't see a $4M RI scratcher but MA has this, which has 2 of 3 top prizes claimed. www.masslottery.com/games/draw-a...

$4,000,000 BONUS MONEY scratch-off. It's a $10 game with 1 in 3.47M odds for any prize.

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· 29d

here's one for the ladies. man leaves his wife. after many years of living apart, she files for divorce, which he doesn't fight. within weeks of final judgement, she wins $4M on a scratcher. He sues, claiming she hid the winning ticket or bought it before the divorce was final. She wins.

O P I N I O N
Chief Justice Suttell, for the Court.
A seemingly routine, straightforward, nominal divorce on the grounds that the parties had lived separate and apart for a period of at least three years became contentious when the plaintiff, Ana Varela, cashed a winning $4 million lottery ticket on November 4, 2020.1 The defendant, Daniel M. Monteiro, appeals from the Family Court’s denial of his motion to vacate the final judgment of divorce. The defendant moved to vacate the judgment based on his belief that the plaintiff had bought the winning lottery ticket prior to entry of the final judgment on October 8, 2020. This case came before the Supreme Court pursuant to an order directing the parties to appear and show cause why the issues raised in this appeal should not be summarily decided.

Conclusion
For the reasons set forth herein, we affirm the order of the Family Court denying the defendant’s motion to vacate the final judgment of divorce. The record shall be returned thereto.

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· 29d

funny you should ask...

From elsewhere in the book:

Literature, particularly early literature, is full of references to the sexual behavior of apes and their desire to have sexual contact with human females. But any woman who believes this would be a thrill would undoubtedly be disappointed by the penises of these animals. A woman ravished by an ape would scarcely feel a thing.

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· 29d

@hamnox

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods.

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 12

the devil going soul hunting in the senate

stock photo of two mushrooms that share a stem

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 12

This is why our greatest minds have been getting grants to discover the "fourth hole."

"Although most human copulation tends to be a face-to-face matter it is not inevitably so. There is a good deal of experimentation, including Coyle from the rear. There has been over the evolutionary period a considerable movement of the vaginal passage of the human female, which has swung it into a more forward position. Nevertheless in many human females it is still far enough back for penetration to take place from the rear. Man has been very inventive in developing positions for sexual intercourse, and again it is usually a more educated and intelligent type of person who is interested in this kind of invention. It is most often the simpler and less educated person ot the one who is too busy who sticks to the biologically developed face-to-face form of sexual intercourse." from The Ape People by Geoffrey Bourne

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 11

crying

garnacho has a clavicle tat that says Blessed by God in Florida script but more importantly, a full back tattoo of the Nicholson (imo) Joker holding a joker card with a negative space WHY SO SERIOUS?

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 10

i was looking at the guy marking deketaelara not the guy in the circle

screencap of the assist that shows a defender keeping the shooter onside but he's closer to the passer than the end of the pass

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 9

this is how i know I'm winning therapy

ME: sends my therapist a meme from bsky because we talked about embarrassing typos:

Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"
Editor: "Either one is fine."
Screenshot of a newspaper headline:
Mentoring Day: Students get first hand job experience

THERAPIST: Jesus Christ!!!

ME: to be fair, the headline as published is historically true
ME: though preferably not on mentoring day

Text conversation continues

ME: though preferably not on mentoring day
THERAPIST: ROFL emoji

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 8

hell yes @monkeywire.bsky.social

tomato plant with a few box tomatoes in various degrees of ripeness

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 8

breaking barriers

weight history chart showing a drop from ~229 at around Christmas to 209.4 today

scale sorting 209.4. I did not realize this until now but there is a very funny silhouette reflection of me taking the photo in the scale

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 7

the @foodcoop.bsky.social email is so funny and they definitely do not intend to be

Nearly 6,700 members showed up to the May General Meeting—a record number—and if you weren't one of them (or even if you were), our report in the new issue of the Linewaiters' Gazette will catch you up. Check it out at https://linewaitersgazette.com/ .

Also in this issue: Liz Welch traces some of the Coop’s herbs and vegetables to a farm in Middletown, N.Y., run by a couple who used to make quiches for us and decided that retirement

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 7

the only way to defend lionel messi

Man in a suit pointing a gun at the reader

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 6

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 6

I assure you this is very real.

photo of sheets of rain outside the Museum of Illusions

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 6

Welcome to Philadelphia

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 6

the bar is back

a bar full of Mexico fans watching the game on Telemundo. plus @ColinDickey watching the replay and the back of @cadaverformosus's head

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 4

are you kidding me with this independce day uniform at least they won

Tyler Callihan wearing a Pirates uniform with red letters and stars-and-stripes numbers.

There's also a huge stars and stripes number on the front and it sucks ass.

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 3

starting a rumor that this is about tottenham

ESPN Headline
Sources: Donovan to be lead assistant for Spurs

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 3

I can deal with images being wonky for a little while but when you fuck with @beetlemoses.bsky.social, it's gone too far. fix this @support.bsky.team!

beetlemoses post has a black rectangle with an alt text link attached where the comic should be

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 2

the plan for dealing with the green reflecting pool

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 2

when tom servo forgets to pick his buddy up at the airport

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 2

shorthand on your medical records

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jul 1

thank you for this @dril.bsky.social

wint @dril

CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
6:59 PM · Jan 12, 2023 3.8M Views

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jun 30

"a living constitution for me but not for thee" - Kavanaugh, J.

But Wong Kim Ark’s treatment of the exceptions as a “closed set” is incorrect, in my view. Considering the four exceptions as a permanently frozen or closed set as of the Fourteenth Amendment’s ratification in 1868—such that there can be no subsequent exceptions recognized based on new developments after 1868—is inconsistent with the
Court’s longstanding approach to constitutional interpretation in a variety of areas.

To spell that out: The Constitution is an enduring document, and its principles were designed to, and do, apply to modern conditions and developments."

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jun 30

cheers

a can of stumptown nitro cold brew from the front seat of my car during alternate side parking

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jun 30

latest fefo has such diverse interests

@tonychiado QTs the mayor of Seattle (who is celebrating local event Seafair and the Seafair Pirates) to make a joke about socialists turning the city over to pirates

@duxtye replies "Wow that's amazing"

an image of a naked brunette eating raspberries off the shoulder of a naked, laughing redhead's shoulder, @kattfrish writes "Eleri Preece joined me in my home studio recently. Check out her songs and 🤭 pussy here..." with a fanvue link

@duxtye replies "Hello I'm interested in this"

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jun 29

we are so back

weight progress chart.
~220 end of March (from start at 232)
down to 211.2 in early June
back to 213.4 last week
down to 211.4 today

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jun 29

*kisses fingers*

@dietaryfay.bsky.social, riffing with @ceej.bsky.social about Bluesky Batman

COMMISSIONER GORDON: Bluesky Batman, why did it take you so long to reply to my bat signal?

BLUESKY BATMAN: Maybe next time add some alt text.

@thurmanmunson.bsky.social: come on dude alt text jokes are not chill

Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles· Jun 29

lol I just watched S7E1 and Carey Lowell's ADA switched from a career as a high-priced defense attorney to yelling at Jack McCoy demanding more blood for the blood god.