unboxed cereal (@unboxedcereal) · DIRTY

unboxed cereal

@unboxedcereal

former choster does not pass as queer they/them tip jar

40 Folgt448 Follower7.340 Posts

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir unboxedcereal.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· 25d

Screenshot of Animal Crossing: New Horizons, showing the otter Pascal talking to the player character while swimming in the ocean. The image is cropped so that it looks like the dialogue box encompasses the quoted post below.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· 25d

How I'm spending my Saturday morning:

Title screen of the computer game "Brogue." The title is displayed in blocky, pixelated text with some abstract colors and stuff. A little menu is in the bottom-right corner.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· 26d

thanks

Zooble from The Amazing Digital Circus, slumped back in a chair. They've got a bottle of pink sauce, and some of the sauce is in their eye.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· 26d

Princess Zelda looking happy or excited, with a speech bubble so it looks like she's saying the quoted post below.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· 28d

Piglet from Winnie the Pooh, looking straight at the camera and looking distressed.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· 28d

Bird on a branch, screaming.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jul 13

Meme of a guy reading a piece of paper, then pulling it closer and squinting at it.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jul 13

Expanding brain meme.
Small brain: Guns don't belong in fantasy because they're modern.
Normal brain: Guns belong in fantasy because they're older than you think.
Glowing brain: It's silly to assume a world of monsters and magic would develop their tech along real-life advancement paths.
Galaxy brain: Everything exists to serve my aesthetic.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jul 12

Screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons. We're inside a house, during a conversation between the player character and a villager named Marina. Marina has a smug expression, and her dialogue box reads, "You're stopping by so early! Makes me feel like you might have good news to share, blurp..."

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jul 6

Close-up of Gyarados making a confused expression.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jul 3

Screenshot from the Doctor Who episode about Pompeii. The Doctor and Donna Noble are both gazing past the camera toward the distant sky, looking concerned or alarmed. I've added a speech bubble to make it look like the Doctor is saying the text from the quoted post below.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 30

What? No, retro games don't have models and textures, they have pixel sprites that also don't benefit from higher resolution. All the polygonal 3D stuff is still kinda new, right?

Green-haired anime girl looking at you with a slightly distressed expression.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 28

Samus agrees! It's not just something she does for work!

Four-panel comic in a chibi style, titled "Super Metroid: Samus's Vacation."
The first three panels are a montage of her walking around outside in a casual dress on a nice day. Narration reads, "I, too, am a girl... During vacation... Beneath the warm sunlight... On the wide, grassy plain..."
The narration continues into panel four with "I make myself at home," except now she has somehow curled into a ball. Speech bubble reads, Ahhh... Relaxation!"

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 24

pay no attention to the unused frame, poor handwriting, or crappy camera photo lmao #MakeATerribleComicDay2026

Photo of an amateur hand-drawn comic. There are three panels across the top (though the third is unused, oops) and then a final, wide image across the bottom.
Panel 1: A stick figure and the Pokemon Blastoise are standing together. The person says "Good job, Blastoise!" Blastoise responds by saying its name, because Pokemon. The person replies, "What? You want to learn Hydro Pump?"
Panel 2: Close-up on the person, with a thought bubble that says, "Hmm... It's powerful, but the reduced accuracy seems risky... Oh well, what's the worst that could happen?"
Final image: Wide shot of a Pokemon battle between two trainers: our original person has Blastoise and the other person has Primeape. The Blastoise is firing off a huge jet of water, which is going right past the wide-eyed Primeape it was aiming for and is instead obliterating the trainer behind it.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 24

Thought of a couple that I missed the first time:

Scene from The Amazing Digital Circus. We're close-up with Jax, looking down with a pissed-off expression. Subtitle reads, "I'm so unbelievably disappointed right now."

Scene from The Amazing Digital Circus. We're at a poker table in a dark, surreal room. Three versions of Jax are at the table, but they're all turned to face the same direction, yelling angrily at something off-camera. Two of them are halfway to their feet in their outbursts. Closed caption reads, "[all]: SHUT UP!!!"

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 23

Scene from The Amazing Digital Circus. The showrunner, Caine, is onstage next to his assistant, Bubble. He's recoiling slightly, looking aghast, but gesturing pleadingly with one hand as he speaks. "Bubble, you can't say that."

Scene from The Amazing Digital Circus. We're close-up on Gangle, wearing her "Normal Mask," which is staring dead into your eyes and trying to smile, but the eyes have gone weird and asymmetrical and twitchy.

Scene from The Amazing Digital Circus. The background shows an open door with Jax and Gangle next to it. Closer to the foreground is Ragatha, looking past the camera with a half-blank, half-confused expression. At full close-up we've got Pomni, staring almost right at us, with her eyes narrowed in the smuggest grin you've ever seen.

Scene from The Amazing Digital Circus. Pomni is dazed, standing over the puddle of her own black, digital barf. Bubble is, for some reason, lapping up the barf off the floor with its tongue. Caine is staring in disbelief, saying, "Why are you like this?"

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 23

Don't mind me, just going back through TADC to harvest a crop of reaction images

Scene from The Amazing Digital Circus. Pomni is standing between Gangle and Ragatha, looking disillusioned, gesturing as she speaks. "So, our entire existence here is just LARPing?"

Scene from The Amazing Digital Circus. We're in a bar, zoomed in close on a cob of corn, with the camera angled up to see Jax leaning away from it and scowling at it in disgust.

Scene from The Amazing Digital Circus. We're close-up on Kinger, looking concerned. He says, "Do you hate yourself?"

Scene from The Amazing Digital Circus. We're looking at the sun in the sky, which has a flippant smile as it speaks. "Should have thought of that before I decided I hate you!"

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 22

"Look, Jax, I know we don't get along, but I think I found the truck where Mew is hiding."

Kaufmo the clown from The Amazing Digital Circus. He's making eye contact with the camera, serious expression, with his hands out like he's explaining something.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 21

Mockup of a Magic: the Gathering card. It's the old Dandan card, which is a 4/1 fish for two mana that needs islands to attack or exist. Normally the illustration shows a view from above, showing boats on the water's surface and a massive fish coming up from below. I've replaced that with a crop of the last frame of the Beetle Moses comic from the quoted post, which has roughly the same composition except instead of a fish it's a guy.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 16

yeah in mutagen

Screenshot of a post from user @guanborg

It just says "are the ninja turtles baptized"

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 15

Introduce yourself with 4 video games!

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 9

i'll be real i forgot i even *had* a banner image

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 7

Illustration from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing the Pokemon Center Lady. She has pink hair and a nurse's apron, and she's standing behind a counter and smiling.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 6

I love this deck so much. It's reliable in following its plan, putting the onus on the opponent to either take out my half-evolved guy or get meteors rained down on them. Granted, any deck that attacks for 100+ on their 2nd energy can do exactly that, but hey, that's what makes it exciting!

Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing my deck list, which is titled "Danger Noodle" and uses water and electric energy. It's got two Dratini, two Dragonair (the version that ramps energy), and two of the original Dragonite. Everything else is trainer cards: two Oak, one Poke Ball, one each of Mesagoza, Copycat, May, Lillie, and Pokemon Center Lady; and pairs of Cape, Ice Pop, and Poke Comms.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 4

An edit of the last panel of the Nancy comic from the quoted post below. Nancy and the guy are still looking at each other with wicked smiles, but I changed the speech bubbles so they're doing the bit from Night In The Woods where one asks "Crimes?" and the other affirms "Crimes."

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· Jun 1

is this anything

Meme based on the old "pride month demon" thing. The phrase "pride month" is in big block text at the top, then is iterated downward with slight adjustments until it fades into the phrase "ride moth." At the bottom is a bad edit of Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service happily flying on the back of a giant moth.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· May 23

Box art for Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, for the SNES.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· May 14

am i doing it right

Screenshot from Slay the Spire showing a battle. I'm playing as The Ironclad, against a single monster in Act 3. We've captured the exact moment that I played the "Heavy Blade+" card to deal 724 damage.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· May 10

is that good

Screenshot from Slay the Spire showing that I died fighting some weird jester-looking person.

Screenshot from Slay the Spire showing my death stats. Total score of 455.

unboxed cereal@unboxedcereal· May 8

The Megamind "no bitches" meme except it's "no verandas?"