Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉

@unchained-malady

genX lefty and all-around affable asshole 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦 🏴🫶 🚫 no AI/crypto/NFTs/TERFs/Zionists I don't post NSFW but I do cuss an awful lot

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Bluesky

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Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Apr 24

y'know, I finally figured out who Bovino has always reminded me of:

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Mar 30

a b&w photo of an Orca, captioned "fuck them boats"

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Mar 30

won't let me repost but here's my meager contribution 💫

a very orange list template to rank the tracks on a TS album

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Mar 25

that meme of the freshly filled grave, the headstone captioned "SORA" and the guy turning to the camera giving he finger gesture but it's Ed Zitron's face edited in

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Mar 21

just fyi from the discord, re: Xerox I think you underestimate how many people fucking hate Xerox and would feast upon the schadenfreude of watching you eviscerate them next

I think this one might be above the premium cutline?, but:

> (the Xerox Alto did it first, a fact that when I learned made me want to do a Hater’s Guide to Xerox that nobody would read)

As a native-born Rochesterian who grew up after the glory days and heard story after story about the arrogance of bloated old monopolists (who were also among the biggest employers) causing the city's decay as they failed to keep up with the times and cut jobs by the thousands, I would *absolutely* read a Hater's Guide to Xerox.

For the record, I'd happily read a haters guide to xerox 😄 (My high school latin teacher swore up and down that he came up with the name and was never compensated, even)

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Mar 6

how I arrived on Bluesky

amusement park rode photo of people on a rollercoaster, heading downward, everyone is screaming and having fun except one guy in the front who is huge and muscular, dressed like a clown, and has a very pissed look on his face, cigarette hanging out of his mouth, arms folded in a pout

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Mar 5

you're welcome

screenshot of Kristi Noem's post-firing same day cope-posting, which is supposed to say the following but it's obscured by a superimposed image of Taylor Swift making a smug face captioned "bye bitch":

"Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.
@SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren.

The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security.

We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard."

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Feb 3

a staffer speaks from the left side of the screen (cut off), explaining to Trump: "... the DOJ on addressing that, because chemists are coming up with new opioids faster than the government has been able to keep up ..."
right as he says "faster", you can hear a brief, wet fart and the blonde behind the chair turns her head to look at him LMAO

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Feb 3

so you don't have to listen to Shitler actually talk, here's the snippet of him shitting himself right on camera (see ALT text in 2nd part)

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Jan 3

when I brought up the fact that he's a McKinsey scumbag, this happened 🤭

Elizabeth Potter Graha... [it cuts off] says,
"McKinsey did a study on sexual behavior of Americans, of course! If you want to communicate, stop berating people for not being familiar with your esoteric references."

to which @unchained-malady replies,
"did you just confuse the Kinsey scale with the McKinsey firm? for real? LMAO"

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Jan 3

like, literally LMAO

@chickenlady.bsky.social demands haughtily,

"Please show exactly how an LGBTQ member of the US Army has damaged" marginalised communities"

with a snotty gif of a netflix actor saying, " do you even hear yourself?"

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Jan 1

lol did they instablock me or did their acct literally just evaporate that fast

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Jan 1

hell yeah

screenshot of the OP, landing on the word "GOAT"

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Dec 31

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a still photo from a Star Wars scene, featuring ground soldiers and a trio of ATATs

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Dec 31

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into an artistic rendering of a dragon's cave filled with treasure

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Dec 31

that last part sent me

$"Analysts have, on some level, become the fractional marketing team for the stocks they’re investing in. When Oracle announced its $300 billion deal with OpenAI in September — one that Oracle does not have the capacity to fill and OpenAI does not have the money to pay for – analysts heaved and stammered like horny teenagers seeing their first boob"$

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Dec 31

I just had to add this, because it cracked me up

screenshot of OP, with the bluesky assistive automation asking me, "the post you're replying to was marked as being written in French by its author, would you like to reply in French?"

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Dec 30

the cat from the OP, extracted and edited into a photo of a rocket explosion

Unchained Malady 🌛💫⸆⸉@unchained-malady· Dec 29

she literally wrote a wholeass fucking book titled "The Case For Christian Nationalism" and if given the opportunity, she'd sh00t Democrats in the head