Uncle Cranky (@unclecranky) · DIRTY

Uncle Cranky

@unclecranky

Dedicated to bringing back the term “chump”. Can’t wait to be the one to make someone “Leave the left”. I don’t auto follow. Autocorrect errors undermine at least half my hasty posts.

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Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· 22d

Muting “tuvix”

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· 26d

George Michael and Lucille Bluth at “motherboy”

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· 27d

Post your O face

“Ogre” from “Revenge of the Nerds”

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Jul 9

Image of man labeled jamelle milking a cow labeled Bluesky for clicks

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Jul 6

And *that’s * why you don’t vote out of spite!

J. Walter Weatherman is a one-armed man used by George Bluth to stage intricate scenarios to frighten George's children into 'good' behavior (or more charitably, teach them valuable life lessons)

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Jun 28

Adding pulte to far side : how nature says don’t touch

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Jun 18

Need an option to aggressively unfollow…

Button one would press to follow Hillary Clinton

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Jun 17

A super soaker with Danish flag

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Jun 13

But… but…

Stupid chart conflating length of reflecting pool with height of buildings

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Jun 9

Kelvin Gemstone youth pastor

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Jun 9

Super villain energy

Sam Bankman Freud

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Jun 7

I don’t know *anyone*… Pretty sure piker voted for her, but even if not he has a large audience and I can’t imagine a substantial portion would not have voted for her.

Piker interviewing Raman

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Jun 3

This, only wolverine?

Old school Shazam fam with uncle, cousin?, rabbit

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· May 29

Another master of the art is Chien Chung Wei

A painting of a city

A painting of a boat

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· May 23

Probably been done already but whatever

"THE EPSTEIN FILEG"

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· May 23

" The Mamdani Gambit"

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· May 23

Enterprise with title “Who clogged up the toilet?”

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· May 6

Meat

Goes between the buns

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· May 4

Wait I thought we were on Bluesky…

Spock wearing visor to keep from going insane…

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Apr 28

This is gonna hit really different next year

I survived Obama, you will survive trump

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Apr 22

“Hulk not good with words. Hulk write down.”

Chris Farley as the hulk

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Mar 28

Hegseth losing the meme war

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Mar 27

George Lucas laughing in triplicate

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Mar 24

Hoo-boy

A second Gulf source said the Iranians believed Mr Vance would stick to his word and that his participation is seen as the appropriate seniority for negotiations with Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the parliament speaker.

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Mar 24

See also: Texas

indeedagem.blacksky... @indee... • 4h

"The capitalist system makes people stupid. And it's makes them arrogant in their stupidity. Not only do they not
know, they don't want to know. I've seen it everywhere. As a matter of fact, they take positions on total ignorance." - Kwame Ture

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Mar 7

Yes promise only what you are 100% sure you can deliver on don’t try to do anything good or new you might fail and then you become a liar also black women and democrats something something..

Skuzy @skuzy1572.bsky.social • 9h
Mamdani fans are losing their shit over what he can't accomplish from his over promises. He was pushed onto us by white leftists and the gentrifying class in New York City. Black women warned yall he was over promising and he was lying. And now yall are once again blaming democrats.

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Mar 6

Those are the sacred words

The Yang were one of two ethnic groups on the planet Omega IV who, centuries ago, fought a terrible bacteriological war against the Kohms. Yangs were culturally parallel to Earth's 20th century "Yankees" of the USA. After the wars the civilization was destroyed and the Yangs were forced out of the cities into the deserts and hills.

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Mar 1

Drop some CREATURES

Four assed monkey

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Feb 21

Love this

Kat Abu winning the Debate Olympics and holding a sign saying “Nope”

Uncle Cranky@unclecranky· Feb 21

Maybe she watched too much “Rich and Morty”?

Morty finds a sex robot in a pawn shop