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@undeadcanary

The only acceptable way to perceive me is for your reflection to lock eyes with my reflection in the darkened windows of a train carriage

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sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· 9d

Schrodinger’s review

An online shopping review that gives five stars and says only ‘I haven’t opened the box, I imagine everything is fine.’

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· 20d

raccoon dog traffic jam:

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Jun 28

Also: sometimes weasels :)

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Jun 15

something very comforting to me about David Byrne posting ‘tits’ on a thing that looks like tits

Instagram post from the official account of David Byrne. It shows an aerial photo of a large event tent. Two pointed objects beneath the tent are raising it in such a way that it looks like tits. It is captioned: tits

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Jun 8

Image of a TV screen showing a news segment. Halloween lawn decorations are shown, with a large, robed, skeletal death figure centered. The chyron reads “Yikes! Stay Tuned”

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Jun 4

insomnia so I am watching Chinese cat feeder webcams and a hedgehog has arrived:

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· May 29

packages only know clear customs, enter local network, inscrutable final update and lie :(

Screenshot of final three tracking updates for a package. They read from the earliest (bottom) to latest (top) - ‘Import customs clearance completed’, ‘Received by local delivery company’, and finally in bold - ‘Other reasons.’

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· May 8

Tempting! I still have a working Griffin knob from 2010ish but it’s abilities have deteriorated a lot with lack of updated software/drivers

Image of Griffin PowerMate knob, a chunky chrome coloured knob with a blue led lit base and a white USB cable

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· May 3

Richard Dawkins: new girlfriend very smart :) :)

Photo of a cactus shaped child’s toy, the kind that repeats your own words back to you in a silly voice and dances in

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Apr 17

He has fixed his sign in the sky. Prophesy in the skies over Melbourne ahead of @themountaingoats.bsky.social gig tonight

Highway into Melbourne with skywriting reading GOAT in the sky overhead

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Mar 30

The colonel got caught in the crossfire:

Screenshot of the original post as it appeared on my timeline, with the image automatically hidden by a labeler called ‘Contains Trump’s Face’ intended to reduce the number of times you have too look at his dumb little face

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Mar 28

thank you

6 Nov 2025 dated post that reads "re The Mummy news, call me when John Hannah is on board"

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Mar 23

Meme image of boy with confused expression from ‘We’re The Millers’ captioned “You guys are feeling hope?”

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Mar 8

If you’ve got a Swiss Army knife and wear glasses you gotta get this little teeny screwdriver doohickey that lives on the corkscrew in a really satisfying way:

Image of a Swiss Army knife with a tiny glasses screwdriver attached to the corkscrew element

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Jan 11

she needs to eat your worms 😊

A little fluffy bird who wants to eat your worms

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Dec 18

can’t sleep, thinking about the excretory consequences of having your large intestine installed in your upper chest

bonkers image. A stock image of a woman and a man sat at a table, having salad. They are looking at one another with big happy smiles. A colourful graphic is overlaid across both of them. The graphic overlays an illustration of a human large intestine on each of the people, positioning it on their upper chests. Weird enough, but also both the large intestines are surrounded by illustrations of what look like germs/viruses/bacteria(?). A DNA helix runs from one upper chest large intestine to the other, presumably ineffably connecting these two grinning fools forever. I don’t know, I guess it’s about hygiene?

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Dec 18

going to bed terrified after recieving an ominous portent

Screenshot of a Wired article page showing the text of an article at the top. As the article is paywalled, the text fades out after a few lines. In the centre of the image, the ominous line 'You've read your last free article.' is written in bold, black text.

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Nov 28

athletically built goanna ignores all advice

A (joke) wanted sign for a lizard. Text at top says WANTED: last seen Ainslie 27-11-2025
Three images are included of the lizard as spotted in suburban Canberra, Australia. The images are captioned 'Magpies Said Go Home', 'Ignores All Advice' and 'Repeat Offender'. A description of the goanna below describes it as having an 'atheltic build'.

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Nov 9

Meme in the ‘Zohran for New York City’ format that replaces the text with the Simpsons quote “Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others”. The word Abortions is in a huge font compared to the rest.

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Nov 8

Screenshot of a product page. A brass figure of beloved cartoon character Catdog is pictured. It is captioned “Healing Desktop Pet - 100% Bras…”
It costs AU $7.55 and 101 have been sold. It has five stars :) it will bring you great peace and healing

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Nov 3

if you are the bandicoot that lives in my backyard and goes ₕₒₙₖ ₕₒₙₖ at night then please be advised you are on CCTV

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Sep 17

also, no reason not to report every right wing fascist who is openly ‘calling for more violence’:

Tweet from Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) posted September 16, 2025, at 4:37 PM. It reads: 'This was left wing LGBT terrorism. There was never much doubt. Now there is none at all. All left wing terror networks must be crushed. All of the terrorists and their helpers and funders must be arrested, prosecuted, and put to death.' The tweet shows 63.3K views.

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Sep 16

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Colour photograph of Douglas Adams. He is leaning his head on his left hand and smiling.

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Aug 3

too many people to fit on the Sydney Harbour Bridge at the protest today 🥲

Photo shows Sydney Harbour Bridge from the south side, with a huge crowd of people in the foreground and all the way to the bridge. Palestinian flags and umbrellas can be seen throughout the crowd, the sky is grey and cloudy.

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Jul 20

the four horsemen of my alarms tab: fire, dinosaurs, sandwich and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screenshot of IOS alarm setting tab. Shows four saved alarms, none active. The alarms are labeled: 5:30am: (nine fire emoji); 8:30am: Dino spice 🦕🦖; 9:45am: sandwich; 4:45pm: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· May 22

met a small creature who was having some big thoughts

A ginger cat behind a white wooden railing. It has a thoughtful, slightly sad expression and also has its little front paws up and over the railing, while it sits up on its back paws. It is very adorable even though it looks like it has the weight of the world on its little orange shoulders.

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Apr 11

Text reads ‘You Wouldn’t Traffic An Idea’ in style of ‘You Wouldn’t Download A Car’ meme

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Apr 7

might need more pie

Photograph shows three sulfur crested cockatoos perched hopefully on a picnic table

sickos voice: yes ha ha ha yes@undeadcanary· Apr 6

The pie wanter has logged on