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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 (@unfitz) · DIRTY

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜

@unfitz

Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him/his Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed:

2.991 Folgt22.583 Follower13.253 Posts

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· 1d

A craggy mountain in Ireland. It has the word “NO” on its slope in enormous white letters.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· 3d

Post you from a different era in your life

An impossibly young dark haired white man who needs. He’s wearing a white shirt and a bolo tie, and is standing between two women who are mostly cropped out of the frame.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· 3d

A water lily among lily pads. Its vibrantly colored petals are wet with raindrops. It is partially reflected on the pond’s surface.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· 12d

You know this guy?

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· 21d

If this can be cake then beans can be cake.

A blue cylindrical cake with a man’s head and bearded face on top. The face is lumpy and the beard is slivers of brown chocolate frosting.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· 24d

Summer insect photo safari

A spicebush swallowtail butterfly seen from the side. It’s wing is black with vibrant blue, orange and white markings. It is feeding on a wildflower.

An eastern tiger swallowtail butterfly seen from above with its wings fully open. The wings are bright yellow with black stripes. The wings have two forked hooks at the bottom which is characteristic of swallowtails.

A hummingbird clearwing moth. It hovers by a flower while feeding. The moth has red wings with transparent panes, a furry shrimp-like body with a paintbrush tail.

A nee probes a yellow flower, which is also teeming with ants climbing on the stalk and the undersides of the petals. The background is dark in contrast to the bright flower.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jul 8

Self portrait

Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars. An enormous toad-like creature with stubby arms and no legs, a lopsided nose and predatory eyes.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jul 5

It’s closer than you think

A sunny highway intersection. To the right of it is a green rectangular sign that says “Mars 4” with an arrow pointing right.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 29

I don’t know. I guess I expected the staff of the World Health Organization to look a little different.

The members of the band The Who standing side by side facing the camera.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 29

A 1930s vintage Japanese matchbook cover featuring a knock-off version of Mickey Mouse wielding an enormous cigarette.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 27

Right?? Look at this thing!

A giraffe faces the camera, only its head and the top of its neck are in the frame. It has long eyelashes, pointy ears and a pair of horns. Its gaze is docile but slightly curious.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 24

Thomas the hummingbird (@trickykat.bsky.social says his name is Thomas. Who am I to question?)

A hummingbird in mid air. Body almost vertical, wings a blur of motion. Sharp black needle-like beak. It’s chest is white. There are colorful patches on its head and back.

A hummingbird in flight approaches the edge of a red feeder. Wings a blur of motion. Sharp black needle-like beak. It’s chest is white. There are colorful patches on its head and back.

A hummingbird alighting the rim of a red plastic feeder. Wings are extended behind its body. Light comes through from behind the near wing. Sharp black needle-like beak. It’s chest is white. There are colorful patches on its head and back.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 24

More like National Lifeguard

Two people in military fatigues stand facing away from the camera at the edge of the reflecting pool in Washington DC. On their backs are sashes that say NATIONAL GUARD

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 20

A still from a movie. A blonde man with a mustache is covered with large hairy spiders on his head, face and upper body. One spider appears to be climbing into the man’s open mouth.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 17

Today’s catch. Been impatiently waiting for the butterflies to emerge.

A Great Spangled Fritillary butterfly rests on a flower with its wings completely opened. Its wings are orange with black spots and waves. Its tubular body has fine hairs and its antennae extend at an angle.

Two butterflies cavorting on a yellow flower. One is in the air - its wings are bright yellow with a full black border and faint circular spots. Just below is a white-winged butterfly with similar markings. These are Orange Sulphur butterflies, likely a make and a female.

A Great Spangled Fritillary rests on a wildflower blossom. It’s wings are yellow/orange with black spots and chevrons. This is a side view with one wing horizontal and the other raised to show its patterns.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 15

monochrome Monday 🖤🤍

A white middle-aged man with horn-rimmed glasses and a mostly white goatee

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 13

A box containing a Scrub Daddy scrubber. The product is visible through a window in the packaging. It is generally round, yellow and sponge-like with a smiley face carved into it.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 12

Clemente and Mays! 2 of the all time legends. I got Mickey Mantle for my younger brother when Mantle walked into the restaurant where I was waiting tables.

Souvenir card with Mickey Mantle’s autograph. Title and image are Mantle playing a night game in a New York Yankees uniform. “To Mike, best wishes, Mickey Mantle”

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 12

I was cleaning out the basement and found this. Autographs include Willie Stargell, Manny Sanguillen, Satchel Paige, Al Oliver and more

Cover, souvenir autograph book from the Willie Stargell Celebrity Bowling Tournament, 1974

Page of souvenir autograph book featuring autographs from many 1970s sports figures

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 11

🎵Face down, a$$ up🎵

Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music. She’s in a mountain meadow playing a guitar for the Von Trapp children.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 10

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours...

A wall of square wooden cubbyholes, each containing a rolled up necktie in various colors and patterns. This is the original full-sized image used for my header, photo taken by me.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 7

Post your warning sign.

An octagonal red stop sign with a reflective white border and lettering. Beneath the word STOP someone has used white tape to spell out “IN THE NAME OF LOVE”

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 6

Tony made this for me 10 years ago!

A hand drawn cartoon by the gifted @bornmiserable. A muscular man is standing in a white karate outfit with one foot on the chest of a man lying on his back wearing a black karate outfit. The latter man has stars circling his head and is pleading “…Finish…me…”. The standing man replies through gritted teeth, “I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.” Tony’s signature and the year 2016 are on the bottom right.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 5

Hum a few bars

A hummingbird on approach to a red plastic feeder. Its airborne body is at a slight angle and its wings are a blur of impossibly fast motion. It is mostly white with dark wings and a green “helmet”

Hummingbird feeding. Its tiny feet are curled on a perch bar and its body is tipped forward so that its needle-like beak is submerged out of view. Its wings have colorful alternating patterns and its head is green and spotted.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 5

True story

A tweet and reply from 2020. The tweet says “I’m beginning to suspect that all of these spin doctors never even went to med school.” The reply, from Chris Barron of Spin Doctors, says “Some of us went to music conservatories.”

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 5

Ron Perlman in a scene from the 1980s series Beauty and the Beast. He has a cat-like face and long frizzy hair and is holding a red rose.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 4

Chupacabra

A gray tabby cat with long white whiskers lounges on a bed and looks contentedly at the camera.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 4

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· Jun 1

…that’s the way we like to truck…

A poster for a campaign against distracted driving. It says PHONES DOWN, EYES UP above a cartoon of a blue car smashing into a red car with a cellphone held in a hand in the foreground.

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz· May 29

The Yough at Ohiopyle from last year

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