your +1 for "take your kid to work" day
@untalkativeshiba
After-bedtime account of a demiboy perrito (they/he) Old enough to be mildly embarrassed by my age & young enough to be mildly embarrassed by my age xux Middle who likes being made Little 💦 Kidfur, diapers/pushies/bullying 😖 Press ○ for uppies!
Arno from an old gameboy title was the first NB character I saw and is one of my favourite examples !! "So . . are you a boy or a girl!?" " . . . I'm a child of the wind?" "No! I mean what's in in your pants?" " . . . the wind?"
Half the tech industry and every AI bro rn:
My face when being told we're having to return to the planet of working potties. (ss so I don't blast this poor man with the existence of my account)
How have I not heard about this game?? Folks must really not be interested in potty training 😔
Whoa!! In my second opinion, this is a cutie!! (unbiased)
Oh geez, I have super fitting art for this "Ted talk by me about me" moment: 🎨 @bunanana.bsky.social !! They were a fantastic artist and person when they did this for me and they're even more fantastic now <3
. . That's a diaper waistband, right?? There's no way I would have recognised it when this indie pilot was uploaded 16 years ago youtu.be/7PoKWKqFE_M
Thank ye kindest @thefluffystitch.bsky.social ❤️ It's so weird but so tasty and I know I can't easily have more 🙏
The fundmental conservatives have been so affirming lately 🥰
HAHA! ... A bunch of escapees! Too bad, too bad! Oh! Some repeat offenders? Well DONE both of you! It's time to go back but first, you both must be soo hungry. Famished, even! Missing for 4 days ... I think 4 days worth of feeding to start? Open up!
Abdl folks eating well today, official regression game and then also this:
t-these are real puppy tears 😭 I would reincarnate
*whine* And good thing too! In all the exertion and excitement they definately lost control a little bit while they were playing. Nobody's going to be sure which barely stifled huffs and grunts were for which and it seems the extra warmth or squish wasn't minded all that much ❤️
Huff- huff- ! Lil' guy was really nervous about still not being able to hold anything since taking his first dragon last week and neither of the two wanted an accident in the middle of ... things ... Fortunately, there's a solution! It's a little embarassing, but very cute with lots of crinkling!
Heya! 'Have gotten a few questions about getting princess-maker suppositories over time and I finally wrote it all out. Be careful if you try this, okay!? If you die pooping your guts out you won't be able to send me evidence, testimonies, and feedback .. 👉👈💦
Legend has it they died with an open butthole 😔 Incredibly sad, please join me in pressing F 🙏
The sitter didn't have games on their phone but they brought apology nuggets 😤❤️
If you lean over and look cute enough people just start feeding you! I don't even go to this daycare! 🥰 # puphacks Thank you @coconutcubbie.bsky.social !! Shhoo cuuuute!
Whoa! This secret event gear has a +4 to discovering Easter eggs! . . . Ough- hn- AA!! Oh-nn-'d-discover', I see. Oh gosh, owow ow how many are there!? 😖 (nfsw, likee- the big persons kind, you've been warned!)