Jacqueline

@upuque

Portland, Oregon. Big Brother enthusiast. INFP. Spoonie. NBA. Blazers. RipCity. Tired. She/her.

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Jacqueline@upuque· 20d

Yeah, I do not enjoy her

Hannah Chaddah from Big Brother 23 flaring her nostrils with a downturned mouth

Jacqueline@upuque· 22d

A bitch still went outside today 😭😭😭😭 it’s not amazing & my brain isn’t braining 🫠 #QueProblems

A screenshot from the Wunderground app showing the current conditions in Beaverton, Oregon. The temperature shows 100° Fahrenheit

Jacqueline@upuque· 25d

OF COURSE IT IS! Happy birthday @ciriefields.bsky.social

Jacqueline@upuque· 29d

This is ridiculous. I have too many plants, and I think I’ve developed something akin to trichotillomania, but with grass 😬🫣 #QueProblems

A screenshot shot from my Fitbit app showing the number of steps I took today. It shows 30.016 steps

Jacqueline@upuque· 29d

It’s fine. 😆

My Pantone Birth Chart Palette showing paint colors associated with my astrological chart. Leo Sun, Scorpio Moon, Capricorn Tising, and Virgo Venus

Jacqueline@upuque· Jul 12

I am making this face

Izzy from Big Brother giving a side eye, looking deeply disturbed, concerned, angry, terrified, or all of the above

Jacqueline@upuque· Jul 10

HOW VERY DARE YOU

Jacqueline@upuque· Jul 10

HOW DARE YOU

Jacqueline@upuque· Jul 10

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 21

There was some intense tomato plant growth tho. I assumed that would happen bc we had a heat wave

A tomato plant in a pot. This photo shows the growth of the same plant in the first picture

A raised garden bed with vegetable plants

A raised garden bed with vegetable plants, showing growth from the last photo

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 21

Same tray. A week apart. Wild world. (I have dozens of other little pods that all died 😢)

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 18

Que playing the most important games

A screenshot of a slot
Machine game called kitty glitter

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 7

Also, can someone who might actually know shit about fuck tell me if I need to amputate. I just noticed my gardenia has an owie. Split down the middle there. Do I need to cut it off to save her life? Cut one half? Will she heal?!? 😭 help #Gardening #QueProblems

A gardenia plant that’s sad and floppy in the middle

A gardenia plant, showing a closeup on a spilt in a branch

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 7

I’ve never planted anything from seed! (Except maybe some sunflowers in like 1987) I feel like I just invented fire! I’M A MAGICIAN! A REAL WITCH! Who knew, Mono Won?!!!? 😆 (I also have a tremor & twitch a lot, so I may have put a few too many seeds in some places 😬)

A tray of soil with some seedlings popping out

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 7

OH! AND! My dead AF tree. The one that got cut down. The tree that was rotting and hollow inside. The tree that I’ve hacked at & drilled holes into: She’s a zombie now #QueProblems

Tree roots of a nearly dead tree that was cut down, with holes drilled into them, trying to grow back

Silk Tree greenery growing out of a very rough patch of its former self

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 7

Y’all. I’ve lost my mind. I planted like 35 bulbs. I have maybe 60 seed pods going. I put in a raised garden bed & have peppers & tomatoes happening. Cucumbers are hatching. I put a new tree in the ground. I have flowers everywhere. Idk what happened to me. A bitch is tired. #QueProblems

A backyard patio with grass and various trees in the background. There’s a raised garden bed with some vegetable plants, a variety of potted plants, piles of rocks, and seedling happening

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 7

Woke up with a cat in between my legs. He never does this. IDK if he’s scared I’m going to take him somewhere for more torture or if he’s cold since he just lost 57.6 pounds of fur 😭 poor guy #Cats #GingerCats #QueProblems

A once fluffy orange cat on a green blanket. He’s sleeping in between my legs, and he has a fresh lion haircut

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 7

This was literally taped to my wall 🫣

Drew Barrymore in Playboy in the mid 90s

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 6

Walter had to get another haircut. We went with the floof ball tail this time 😆😭🥰 #Cats #GingerCats

A fluffy orange cat with a fresh Lion haircut

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 3

Okay, 78-4 is the best I’ve done. What a team. www.82-0.com/share?id=f6m...

A screenshot showing a hypothetical basketball team from different teams and different eras of the game. The players are Oscar Robertson, Ray Allen, Billy Cunningham, George McGinnis, and Nikola Jokic

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 3

Absolutely not. This team is better than 72-10 www.82-0.com/share?id=EPK...

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 3

Here’s the team. I couldn’t fit in all the stats

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 2

She was not big on respecting his space 😆

A fluffy brown gray and white cat in a red and white bed, extending her legs over the body of a sleeping black and white cat, curled up in a brown and white cat bed

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 2

He had similar issues with the baby Coco

A fluffy eared kitten sitting on top of the back of a previously sleeping black and white cat

Jacqueline@upuque· Jun 1

Oh, my bad! 😆 You’re right. They’d probably be besties forever! Archie & Walter were buds 🥰 (but I still haven’t seen Kiké. It’s been 2 weeks 😢)

A young fluffy orange cat and an elderly black & white cat in a gray cat bed made to fit one cat; the orange baby just wasn’t interested in respecting personal space at this time & made his way into this bed where the black & white cat was already napping solo

Jacqueline@upuque· May 26

Idk how Walter would feel about that! He saw us through the window & didn’t love it 😬 I’ve been calling him Keeks, just bc I started calling him kitty & then Kiki & then I saw it was a boy so it evolved to Kiké, but I just call him keeks. However, I haven’t seen him for almost a week so idk

A fluffy orange cat looking out a sliding glass door, seeing a black & white Siamese cat walking up to a person doing yard work outside

Jacqueline@upuque· May 26

Bro just kept coming back to hang out 😭 he showed up while I was working out front one day & bumped into me. I jumped & then he was like, “can we go in the backyard now, it’s noisy out here” so naturally I stopped what I was doing & took him to the backyard to get petted

Jacqueline@upuque· May 17

New bestie stopped by again yesterday so I brought out one of Archie’s old toys that he never played with. The circle of life. And toys. He wanted me to stay out but he had already been following me for an hour & I was past the point of tired. Que brain still isn’t great 🫠

A Siamese cat walking towards a dangling mouse toy

A Siamese cat on the ground outside playing with a dangling mouse toy

A Siamese cat, outside, playing with a dangling mouse toy. His mouth is open & his tongue is out as he’s trying to catch it

A Siamese cat sitting outside, under a red Japanese maple tree

Jacqueline@upuque· May 17

OMG, Archie was a stalker of this variety 😆😭🥰