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up, down, turn around; please don't let me hit the ground :: he/him
Tell me you've never seen Gone Girl without telling me you've never seen Gone Girl.
Cannot stop thinking about Lupita Nyong'o at the London premiere of The Odyssey this week, and how she is the most beautiful woman in the world by a mile
Holy shit my JBL headphones were charging and I woke up this morning to find them nuclear-hot and the plug had melted. Had to pull it out with pliers and burned my index finger. Won’t charge anymore either.
Eating like a real man’s man tonight (vegan steak filet and pommes de terre with herbes de Provence)
If July 25 is Christmas in July, that means July 5 is Krampusnacht in July - so everyone remind kids that if they're naughty he will come tonight to hit them with sticks and drag them off to hell in chains.