Utter Flannel

@utterflannel

Detestor of Tories, Reformers, Trumpanzees, Techbros, AI and Billionaires. Lover of Green Tech. Semi-Professional moon-howler. Entirely Fungible #FBPE #FBR #StopBurningStuff #EatTheRich #ArrestFarage

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Utter Flannel@utterflannel· 10d

You have all been had! Here we have the Real reason Burnham was anointed: to be King of the North Sea Oil. Burnham is a corrupt, planet murdering, fossil fuel gimp, doing the bidding of nature-raping billionaires. #FossulFuelScum #OilRapists

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· 22d

Fuck off you ridiculous, planet-murdering, dumb-ass, pedo, rapist, lying, thieving, grifting, orange cunt. Focus on your own fucked up hate filled shithole country you fucktard moronic kiddie fiddler.

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Jun 19

Yeah go on you brain dead flag-fucking, tub-thumping Ingerland morons Hound out your German manager for not being Ingerlish enough.. #StupidRacisrCunts

Daily express racist morons ask why a German isn't singing the pedo-loving billionaire anthem for Ingerlish knuckle draggers

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Nov 19

Striking resemblance!

The witch from Charlton and the wheelies, a hideous green monster with extended chin and exaggerated features

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Aug 30

What we can expect if the Orange Shitler has indeed snuffed it..

The weekend at Bernie's cover, but it's Trump being held up by Vance and co

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Aug 28

The bus wankers meme, but the text reads 'water wankers'

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Aug 27

Pretty sure it was a cheese from the 1970s?

A 1970s advert for cracker barrel cheese

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Aug 25

Same for this inbred racist posh-boy shithead... He'd lower the tone in hell. Need a new, far nastier place, for vile treasonous hedge fund wankers.

Nazi piece of shit escaping a helicopter crash

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Aug 14

You know what might help with increasing those "low grouse numbers"? Not shooting them you inbred, beetroot-faced, ridiculous, backward victorian cunts.

A photo showing inbred sex offenders dressed like utter cunts with their pathetic little victorian rifles.

The headline reads "No Glorious Twelfth this year as low grouse numbers cancel shoots"

"Moorland estates forced to cut back shooting days to protect species depleted by two particularly poor breeding seasons"

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Aug 10

Jenrick fears his daughters are not safe in a country overflowing with poorly educated, ignorant, inbred, medieval, mouth-breathing, backward, wife-beating, racist, sex offenders and simpletons: AGREED - Steer clear of REFORM VOTING BREXIT MORONS

Absolute trash and racist filth delivered by the mail for curtain twitching mouth breathing morons.

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Aug 9

Any minute now..

figure trying to get dead bird to move with a stick meme, and the NRA is the dead bird

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Jul 28

Nazis of a feather...

The Republican Nazi Sympathiser smirking like a fucking inbred, motherless, fascist, dog-fucking cunt

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Jul 28

Utter Bollocks. It is in fact your duty. Stock up on milkshakes 🥤

Picture of Cotswolds with a headline that reads 'Harassing JD Vance on holiday in the Cotswolds is distinctly un-British'

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Jul 26

Is it.. 'because you are a stinking rich, corrupt, murderous, adulterous, cheating, filthy no good, lying, dishonest, fascist Russian asset?' Final answer.

A fat binbag full of racist custard and an x ray

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Jul 26

Here he is.. the hero of the racist Brexit morons.. who divided us and trashed our reputation with his endless pathetic grift, enthralled to be in the presence of an adjudicated rapist, paedofile, genocidal nazi piece of shit. The brainless twats will no doubt vote him in regardless. Cunts

Beetroot faced, racist posh boy, city banker wanker, grifter, fag-ash fuhrer is absolutely enthralled to be in the presence of an adjudicated rapist and paedofile fascist who is currently gutting USA on behalf of techbros and billionaires, whilst sending thousands of American citizens to concentration camps and tanking the global economy.

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Jun 5

The Peter Griffin skin color chart race terrorist Meme.
The text for white reads "Chairman of Reform UK". The text from brown reads "NOT Chairman of Reform UK"

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Apr 7

"Some fear a 'Liz Truss moment' for Donald Trump. More than one market commentator tells me that Donald Trump is having his Liz Truss moment - when markets lose confidence in the direction and competence of economic policy makers." www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce... #LizTruss #OrangeShitler #Dumbfucks

Liz Truss presenting Mango Mussolini a Golden Lettuce for trouncing the economy out of sheer dumbfuckery

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Mar 26

#PorkPies

Press statement reads: Jeffrey Goldberg is well-known for his sensationalist spin. Here are the facts about his latest story:
1. No "war plans" were discussed.
2. No classified material was sent to the thread.
3. The White House Counsel's Office has provided guidance on a number of different platforms for President Trump's top officials to communicate as safely and efficiently as possible.
As the National Security Council stated, the White House is looking into how Goldberg's number was inadvertently added to the thread.

Hegseth's reply to the thread reads:TEAM UPDATE:
TIME NOW (1144et): Weather is
FAVORABLE. Just CONFIRMED w/ CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
1215et: F-18s LAUNCH (1st strike package)
1345: "Trigger Based" F-18 1st Strike Window Starts (Target Terrorist is @ his
Known Location so SHOULD BE ON TIME) - also, Strike Drones Launch (MQ-9s)
1410: More F-18s LAUNCH (2nd strike package)
1415: Strike Drones on Target (THIS IS WHEN THE FIRST BOMBS WILL DEFINITELY DROP, pending earlier
"Trigger Based" targets)
1536: F-18 2nd Strike Starts - also, first sea-based Tomahawks launched.

Obama giving the international signal for what the actual?

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Mar 26

When you're accidentally included in a war plan group chat

Darth Vader leads his henchmen, and somehow big bird from sesame street is amongst them

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Feb 27

& Elon Musk doesn't have a real dick: A botched penis implant means the Nazi Nonce has to wank into a cup to procreate.

Elon Musk Tweet proclaiming that Canada isnt a real country

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Feb 20

UK culture & media secretary, Lisa Nandy, who has done absolutely nothing to tackle the degenerate racist board of the BBC, or stem the tide of fascist bullshit from GB news, let alone stand up to the Billionaire press, is still over on Twitter, happily swimming around in this nazi sea of lies.

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Feb 3

Eat Shit and DEI, you degenerate nazi scum

Felon Muskolini's tweet reads "People of Europe: Join the MEGA movement! Make Europe Great Again!!"

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Feb 3

It will be fascinating to note which of the usual hedge-fund treasonous vermin have profited heavily from the Muskolini Trump & Dump.

A photograph of Farage from the night of the referendum shows him pointing to a TV report on the collapsing pound and grinning like the treasonous fascist cunt he is

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Feb 2

Why the fuck have Labour not fired the entire BBC Board of Tory Vermin into the fucking Sun yet? & Murcoch? & Musk? & all the other fascist cunts that are going to do everything to stick Fuhrage in No. 10 in the next 5 yrs? Hurry the fuck up. FFS #Leveson2 #FireBillionairesIntoTheSun

Laura Kuenssberg, right wing cheer leader and microphone stand for the conservative party, looking like a cocky piece of narcissistic shit

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Feb 2

Did someone say CEO?

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Jan 26

Wait... So does that mean EVERYTHING from Colombia is now 25% more expensive?

Donald Trump Jr, looking like a fekless Coke head

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Jan 2

And there we have it... An OVERWHELMING MAJORITY and a "mandate for a generation" Congratulations Sadiq Khan 👏🏻 #ShittyExpressPollMeansShittyExpressPoll

The Poll is now 52 to 48 in favour of Sadiq Khan

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Dec 9

I wasn't aware there was an 'entitled malevolent cunt' spectrum?

Boris Johnson, the racist alcoholic sex offender who murdered 250,000 British citizens through fraud & negligence picture lld ooking like thesmug, arrogant, rapist pathetic piece of entitled shit he is.. with an orange tie. Cunt.

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Dec 2

Not a bad start... #HunterBiden

The Vince McMahon Reaction with Glowing Eyes Meme, but the stages of excitement are Pardoning, Hunter, releasing the pee pee tapes, deporting Elon Musk and finally issuing arrest warrants for all the Epstein Island Pedos

Utter Flannel@utterflannel· Dec 1